I found a spelling error! The title reads: “A muted, repetitive reunion continues RuPaul’s Drag Race’s late-season slump.”

I don’t care about continuity or plots or any of that shit. This is a show where a werewolf was killed by having a bone thrown off a building, which by the way, happened in New York AND NOBODY NOTICED.

EVERYBODY hates Bran. Including the actor who played him, apparently. Bran was easily the most boring character in both the books and the show. So why is it noteworthy to say that Aaron Rodgers agrees with EVERYONE ELSE? Does he also hate serial killers? News at 11!!!

You don’t have to read a book to like it. Someone told him it was about big buildings and rich people not being accountable for their actions and he went out and bought a gold-plated version and put it on one of his gold-plated pianos that has also never been opened.

Is he really going out on top of his game? There has been exactly one movie since Pulp Fiction that hasn’t been way too fucking long, and it’s sadly the one that was part of a double feature. And he ruined that by later releasing it in a very unnecessary longer version. Inglourious Basterds probably has the least…

I think it’s been pretty obvious to anyone reading the books that Bran was slated for the Iron Throne. Mostly due to the chapter after chapter after chapter of that boring little fuck doing absolutely nothing interesting. It’s easy to tell who Martin’s favorite main characters are - Tyrion, Daenerys, Jon Snow, Arya,…

Okay, so someone is writing books in which dogs are created for one person? Who’s buying this stupid shit? Dogs will literally like anybody who gives them food, and most don’t even need that much motivation. Let me guess: This is for those types of people who cannot stomach the thought of spending a single moment…

The problem with this incorrect assumption is that regular fries - like sweet potato fries - can often be horrifying. Little crunchy, skinny fries are an abomination. Limp, greasy fries? Read the abomination sentence again. Regular fries are made of potatoes SO THEY SHOULD TASTE LIKE POTATOES.

Wow. So apparently people working in customer service now have perfectly good “reasons” for being horrendous assholes to PAYING CUSTOMERS. What a great business plan!

Meanwhile, it’s a low-rated sitcom and getting lower. You usually don’t get massive raises for barely staying on the air. And she’s probably making about as much on the show as she did on Crazy Rich Asians. The entire movie cost $30M, so her salary was certainly not something that set her up for the rest of her life…

For someone who has such a woefully short IMDb history - 36 credits - for such a long acting history - 13 years and counting - you’d think she’d be happy to have a steady job that will earn her syndication checks long beyond her expiration date as an actor. But apparently being in a single popular movie means that…

No the funniest line was “SHARE THIS STORY”.

Most of these complaints can be directed at television’s other musical/comedy/drama show, “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”. And you didn’t need all those words. The reasons both flailed wildly in quality is because they didn’t understand the necessities of comedy and drama.

Schaal was awesome, but THAT was the line of the episode.

When was the last time The Simpsons was better than the Bob’s Burgers that followed it? Honestly, the stupidity of that cat with the dog mask made me laugh more than anything this show has done in years. And I’m one of those people that still think the show has more laughs per episode than 90% of the other sitcoms on…

I loved “There it isn’t.” The way he said it was perfect.

Good point, though doubtful Loach would be driving a marked vehicle. Really, the cop could’ve gotten out and Fuches could’ve acted freaked out about what was going on outside “Some dude bit me!” and the cop would’ve said to stick around and run inside.

HA! Here’s the best example of why this episode was generic as fuck:

The worst part is the flashback to all the killing that happened before the stagecoach arrived. Because we’re all too stupid to figure out what happened, apparently. This scene is neither clever nor necessary nor entertaining. It’s Tarantino believing that everything he films is pure gold, especially the murdering.…

I don’t see Selina’s or Jonah’s developments as being all that shocking. Selina has done many a dubious things, including basically being the Facebook of Washington DC with the illegal data breach that got consistently covered up. Jonah’s been clearly going down this road and he still comes off as a moron, just one…