Just got back from the Caribbean, where WiFi is NOT that prevalent. Meanwhile, it is pretty ubiquitous throughout Europe. Most restaurants in touristy cities offer it, and if they do, it’s advertised outside.

I believe the actual term is “manorexic”. Meaning “a man who is limiting his caloric intake to unhealthy levels”.

I love how people proclaim their love of Jesus after doing horrifying non-Jesus-like things. He isn’t “highlighting” Jesus Christ. He’s highlighting the fact that he just metaphorically spit in Jesus Christ’s face. 

Except that’s not right at all. Children grow up sounding like the kids they went to school with. American kids with foreign parents don’t grow up sounding foreign, unless they’re locked in a closet their whole lives. Maybe they have a weird word here and there, but 99% of school-age children sound like every other…

Wow, the BAFTAs are so woke! No mentions for someone who has yet to have his day in court, but they apparently have no problems giving physical BAFTAs to an actually-convicted child-molester who furthered his crime by escaping to France.

Not a “companion piece”. More like “the 21st-Century version... but crappier”. That’s basically what that sequel was. You could literally see the writing process up there on the screen. “Okay, we need our ‘Spoonful of Sugar’ scene... okay it’s about baths instead of chores. We need our ‘Supercalifragilistic’ scene...…

Anyone shy of Hitler would have smoked that bastard. Too many Americans believed that being “a bitch” makes you unfit for office, so they stayed home or voted for the biggest bitch on the planet.

The weird thing is, there are more Trumphumpers than Coulter-cultists, so why doesn’t he just tweet that she’s stupid or a monkey or whatever he calls women on Twitter? What are her followers going to do? Vote for Kamala Harris?

What accent was India Eisley going with here? Because it was most certainly NOT an accent from Sparks, Nevada, where she lived from infancy until the moment this miniseries starts. Apparently if you’re black and poor, then you must sound like someone from the Deep South.

That was fucking DREADFUL! I’m still reeling from The Good Place finale’s fresh take on rom-coms and I have to follow it up with something that had fewer laughs than the commercials for that Rebel Wilson movie that allegedly skewers rom-coms? THIS WAS LAZY AS SHIT!

I watched Conan religiously after his screwage by NBC, out of sheer support. But I soon realized that I didn’t care much about the actual talk show portion. So I’d cut it off after the funny bits if the guests didn’t interest me. A couple years back I went on vacation and took Conan off the DVR so other things…

That’s been the specialty of this show since Season 1. “Hey, we’ve got a song idea that doesn’t really work for any of our characters so let’s force it on _______! Hey, these two people are in a scene together and they’ve never really done anything with each other so let’s give them some random problem that we’ll…

When they’ve finished all these shitty live-action things, then they can create some live-action prequels! And after those bomb, they can turn all the 2-D animated films into 3-D films! Disney is the BEST!

We’re nearly two decades into the 21st Century, a century in which we have all learned that Schizophrenia and Multiple Personality Disorder are NOT the same illness. At all.

Actually, the worst thing about The Village is that you figure out the “twist” about ten minutes into it. Beyond that, it’s at least watchable for most of its running length, which is more than you can say for most of his films. People liked his films more when the studios forced him to actually edit them.

They’ve been flaunting these useless JD Power “awards” for years and this is the one that makes people question Chevy’s integrity?

Please! This site be worried about climbing onboard the libel train? The writers here love to claim celebrities are breaking the law when they do sexual things with 16-and-17-year-olds, when it’s perfectly legal IN MOST OF THE WORLD. But why should they do a little research when they can act like a tabloid?

I hate to tell you this, but Pence was a quivering imbecile long before he was asked that question. 

I was enjoying this review and then that fucking Apu shit had to be revived. Yes, poor poor fucking Indian people and their horrifying stereotype, which wasn’t featured in an episode that had a stereotypical old man being portrayed in a more stereotypical fashion than Apu ever has been.

A monologue is not called a monologue because it opens an awards show. The comedy bit that often opens an award show is usually called a monologue because it’s usually one person doing it. Fortunately, there have previously been duos who have hosted the Golden Globes, so there is some precedence for calling it…