My heart goes out to all the children who have died because their moron parents decided NOT to vaccinate them. Nearly a third of all deaths of children under 5 years old would have been prevented by a vaccine. Can the pro-contagion parents claim the same percentage of harmed vaccinated children? Of course they can’t,…

I hope for his sake that he’s spent the last fifty-plus years with a dialect coach. 

I’ve always said Sue should have her own show and the rest of the cast should consist of all her boyfriends. This show cast great boyfriends for her. Until the last one. Boo.

That’s so not true. There were all kinds of good, non-Bob’s Burgers-specific lines here:

The worst part of this episode is that both stories SHOULD have been in separate shows. Both deserved more time to tell their stories. Plus, it was jarring to see the filmish shades of the Lisa story after the brightness of the Marge scenes.

At this point, why is ANYBODY a Raiders fan? They’ve proven their loyalty to their fans time and time and time and now time again. And that’s just all the moving. Not the poor drafting or the various other cities they’ve screwed over or all the stupid lawsuits.

“Keyboard warriors!” So cute! Do you have cute names for bigots that use their keyboards to whine about other people using their keyboards? Other than “thejdog” of course.

“Star Wars: Rogue One is probably the most underrated entry in Disney’s run on the Star Wars series so far, but one of its obvious faults was that it didn’t really have enough room to develop its squad of doomed characters”

You lost me when you claimed the Governor was a “compelling nemesis”. He was ridiculous. A man smart enough to create a workable community but stupid enough to make TWO imbecilic attacks on that prison. Like 95% of the characters on this show, he was poorly written.

Then please explain why Season 2 and 3 sucked as well as this season? There’s only so much you can do with the shitty characters and shitty plotlines from the shitty comics they are based on.

Isn’t an “idiotic goodbye” the perfect sendoff for an idiotic character?

And some just never make it out of the workshop phase.

Except the critics were right. Lots of people going to see movies isn’t an indication of quality. See every Transformers move (well, don’t actually see them). Or the Jurassic Worlds. Or fucking It. 

Ugh, I thought there was nothing worse than splatter porn... and then all these haunted house movies started coming out. For a horror movie to work, you have to be scared of a certain thing - Freddie Krueger, slobbering aliens, a virus, Michael Myers, zombies, the devil, a child, SOMETHING. In haunted-house movies,…

If she wants to be treated as a “serious journalist” then they should immediately send her to Syria or Palestine and not let her out.

If your argument is that something Tom Hardy did is better than something somebody else did, then you’ve already lost that argument. The Mumbler is consistently the worst thing in the projects people mysteriously hire him for. He was the worst thing in The Revenant. He was the worst thing in The Dark Knight Rises. He…

But OBVIOUSLY the dumbfuck who wrote this article KNOWS what happened, or he wouldn’t be taking sides in an obvious he said/she said/nobody else fucking said situation.

They can’t come to terms with MeToo - or PC Culture or Social Justice - because they’re libertarians. Libertarians live in this fantasy Ayn Rand world where everyone works well with everyone else because nobody treats each other like shit. They conveniently ignore the fact that many of our laws were created because…

He needs to now tweet a bunch of shit about how Fox is fake news, the Trumpeciles will all boycott it and the network will implode and then Agent Orange can go around bragging about something that he actually caused.

Why the hell are people with those names doing anything for the Repussycans? They’re way too brown to get anything from those white dudes!