Shangela may be the most “consistent” after BenDeLa, but that is a steep drop. She sucked ass in The Bitchelor and this week. There hasn’t been a single thing that BenDeLa has sucked at.

Overall I’m tired of your negativity of his negativity. He RAVED about last season’s finale, and it was a boring piece of shit. “Let’s have a boring conversation with one of your family members!” “Let’s have a ‘witty’ conversation with Ross!” “Let’s do like 1000 more lip-syncs!”

Or why not a Pop Art inspired makeup job? You know like the multi-colored Marilyn Monroes? It wouldn’t have been too difficult and it would’ve added an artistic direction the made-for-them cans didn’t offer.

This is the type of thing I fear. DeLa is this season’s Alaska and if she don’t win due to their fucking obsession with changing up the format, Ru seriously risks damaging the brand. I know that the second DeLa goes home, I’m done. I probably won’t even come back for this so-rushed-it’ll-suck Season 10. In fact, the…

Have we suddenly stopped living in a world where people hate-Follow other people on Twitter?

Get Out was fine and all, but let’s not go and rewrite the entire movie to pretend that her being in on it wasn’t fairly obvious long before this. At no point in this entire movie did I ever think she wasn’t involved. Because I’ve seen movies before.

Okay, just starting this and having MAJOR issues. When Aziz Ansari is the best actor on the show, you have issues. Did they purposely go out and get a bunch of bad actors so he would seem better by comparison?

These people are so stupid! You are supposed to take your plastic knife from the crappy dinner and rub it vigorously against the inside of your belt into it turns into a very pointy shiv, and then you stab that farting muthafucka 30 times really quickly in the gut. Then you put the shiv into his hand and tell the…

I was going to say that the only gay Trump supporters are those who are only tops because being a “bottom makes you a homo”!

Log Cabin Repukelicans have been dwindling in number as the older, stupider gays die off and younger less-stupid ones enter the voting pool. Trump received less of the LGBT vote than any previous presidential candidate. Polls say 14%, which I call bullshit on because I KNOW a lot of gays and no 14% voted for his…

That’s some interesting time travel that can head back to an event that didn’t happen. But then they compound it all by going back to a time that proves the Noah’s Ark nonsense never happened? That may be weird even for this franchise.

How about less of the usual-Trent last episode and more of murderous- Trent? Then some of the plot from this week could have been added to that week. How about getting the baby stuff out of the way before this episode, so then the entire episode could focus on Rebecca’s issue? How about we don’t even see anybody but…

PLEASE! Don’t blame the vitriol in the Girls pages on sexism. Hating those stupid bitches does not make you a sexist. It makes you an intelligent human being.

Yes, you’re right. People do have the right to be assholes. It’s the American way.

Not if you were changing the storyline and not planning on filming any of the sequels. The movie has an ending. The first two books do not.

Garland was hired before the first book even came out. He read a GALLEY PROOF, which is a copy that hasn’t been approved by the publisher or author. This is extremely common in the movie industry as publishers love to have books scream “SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!” Garland read the galley of the first book,…

That’s moronic. Nobody hears about a sequel and thinks, “Oh, I better read this in case the author suddenly references someone’s ethnic background!” The author didn’t give any of these characters a race or even a fucking name in the first novel. Why would anyone with a working brain think that would change in the…

Jefferson is American so he would definitely have said, “I just found my new favorite thing.” 

I simply can’t believe it! A Trump-lover who sexually assaults young girls and is an anti-gay bigot? WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT?!?!?!?!

Don’t forget we have budding CW mainstays on the horizon. “iZombie”’s Rob Thomas is behind the “Lost Boys” update and “Jane the Virgin”’s Jennie Snyder Urman is behind the “Charmed” reboot. Add in expected spinoffs like one for “Supernatural” and a second one for “Vampire Diaries” and chances are this network will air…