Isla Fisher and Amy Adams are the ones I always confuse. They tend to take on entirely different roles, but finding out they were both in Nocturnal Animals messed me up.

Same! I could never explain my attraction to Michael Shannon. He just...does it for me. I’m done trying to understand exactly why. I have happily moved onto the acceptance phase.

I’m disappointed that I’m not seeing more Steak-Umms defenders. This is an injustice.

You present a good argument, but I don’t love cats enough or hate showering enough to not be totally up for this.

Jason Momoa’s Aquaman is absolutely my preferred fish man fuck, but I would definitely do The Shape of Water fish man because life is short and I am not afraid of my inner monster fucker.

This bill is....good?

I’m familiar with this song, and it’s exactly why I prefer Sextina Aquafina.

I am no longer surprised to learn just how far white women will go to uphold the status quo. So many of them have no interest in solidarity or protecting other women. They only seek to protect whatever is in front of them, even if it means refusing to do the bare fucking minimum to protect people just like them. All…

Spicer: The Only Seasoning Available in Trump’s Alt-White House

I am legit crying. You went back to see these dudes AFTER one of them threw ball sweat on the crowd at a previous show! You are not allowed to expect anything good from JE at future shows.

I started reading this article earlier today and had to walk away from it because I started crying reading the account, and I didn’t get why it had such an impact, but now that I’ve returned and finished up, I understand. The fear is palpable in the way she describes the experience, and my heart aches for her and for…

I’m just glad to hear that the show was live! With the news of him cancelling shows due to “screen issues” I was a bit worried. My sis and I are seeing him tomorrow in Philly and I’m excited. My last concert was a Beyonce show on the Formation tour, so this feels like an appropriate follow-up.

• Here’s the hot Hemsworth without his shirt. [Lainey Gossip]

If you’re buying one of those shirts for your.....swirlbae...

Right? The manager was clearly an asshole who deserved to be fired. But it’s super suspect that the braids were a problem that needed to be addressed when the district manager showed up. If the braids were an issue from the door, wouldn’t the manager have talked to Tompkins as soon as she showed up for her shift? And…

Also putting Amber Riley in a different category b/c the woman can SING, won DWTS as a plus-sized woman, and earned an Olivier award this year for her work in Dreamgirls.

I feel like I’m missing out on some very important part of the black experience because I have never seen the shirtless snake man. But now I need to know him.

Your friend gets it and I’m glad I get it now. Of course Beyonce has special spanx that won’t look awkward with her dress. Of course! It makes so much sense, I don’t know why I was surprised. Well—confused then surprised. I’m going to be thinking about this for a good while.

I came here to talk about this! I respect this technology so much given the construction of her dress. The idea of Beyonce in spanx already tickles me, in a comforting kind of way, but I am extra tickled about the effort that goes into even Beyonce’s shapewear.

Holy shit. We’re almost ready for game night.