I don’t understand all the vitriol; I’m seeing people that have so little to do with the subject matter wishing death on the man that I’m wondering if the man named their grandmothers as accomplices to some crime. I mean, he’s not really an example of an upstanding citizen, but they’re more angry that he ‘tattled’…

That’s so cool. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone on here ever call themselves out for their own comment. I don’t think many people interpreted your first comment as a desire to see him dead, just a bit insensitive. Regardless, you have immense respect from me, Cooley!

As it says in the good book, “Let he who is without thirst cast the first stone.” Shoot your shot, Frankie.

Can’t decide if AV Club deserves to be taken seriously for using actual online lexicon in a harmless article?
Should online news sources no longer use words such as “selfie”, “hashtag”, “photobomb”, “stan”, “troll”, “trolling”, “incel” at risk of confusing the “olds”?

In his defense, who wouldn’t wanna be Lizzo’s purse?

Well, murder is illegal, so if someone kills this guy, someone else will see it and help the authorities with the investigation.

Even if Pattinson has been gaining weight recently, Affleck has been doing so faster.

New here?

Ah ok.

I absolutely hate when a commenter says “Ooo, I ungreyed you.”

I was legit scared of Mark Beaks when he said he could wipe out someone’s life with a swipe. I bet he could.

I wish the Scrooge/Glomgold bet had been at the forefront of the season a bit more - there are clear parallels to the firefly fruit arc from the original show and the final “weighing” feels like it would’ve benefitted from more anticipation and build up. I do enjoy how Glomgold’s CEO pretty much can’t wait to work…

Pattinson a good actor and Michael Keaton wasn’t really a big dude either and pulled it off quite well. I’m sure he’ll prepare for it and get in shape appropriately. Also he’s not tiny like Eddie Redmayne or Tim_ Chalamet with a slight frame.

dear lord can you stop using that apostrophe. it’s not 1995 anymore!

Anything but another Jared Leto Joker. *monkey’s paw closes a finger and Timothy Chalamet appears in Joker makeup smoking a clove and calling his step-dad Doug a “local”* Goddammit.

I’m relatively sure that the birthday song that Magica was forced to sing was a variation of the one they used to do at Bennigan’s. I once heard it 4 times in the same night and it’s hard to forget despite how much you want to.

I dunno. Seems like it would be a problem for those shows with the endings-so-bad-they-made-you-angry-you-ever-gave-a-fuck-in-the-first-place...like LOST.

That’s too bad, because the last several years of Netflix releasing seasons all at once has proved definitively that, at least for viewers, there’s basically no upside. The only advantage it gives is that you don’t have to wait. Meanwhile, the downsides:

It was a bad movie.

Best movie to sleep to. Highly recommended for those with insomnia. Left me feeling refreshed with no groggy side effects.