The app, developed by students at the University of Missouri in Kansas City, is for both drivers and pedestrians, and combines their smartphone's WiFi, GPS, accelerometer, and gyroscope to determine their exact locations. If their paths are on a collision course, the guy punishing his eardrums to Die Antwoord gets an…

BMW Z8.

I must have missed the 10s of 1000s of other articles on jalopnik reporting every car fire in the USA.

What?!
Again with the Tesla innuendo!
Porsche GT split in 2 and killed both Paul Walker and the fucker driver. Nobody bats an eye... the wife of the driver wanted something but irrelevant...
Other +100mph accidents explode cars on a regular basis..nobody bats an eye.

EFI (electronic fuel injection)

There were 3 or 4 replies minimum this one being the most comprehensive. http://jalopnik.com/yeah-its-fake-…

oh.. so do they talk without stalin?

That was one of the best "OOHHHH DAAAAYYYUUMMMM" 's i've heard in a while.

Wut? How did VW Guys not make the list? Those dudes on Vortex are rabid.

So, Mike, I thought you might be a car enthusiast since you write on Jalop and would be able to answer your own questions. So, to answer your question, no, gasoline is not stored in excess in that Pontiac's passenger cabin.

Do pop culture references count as jokes these days?

Probably the worst article I've ever read on this site. Sorry to be so blunt.

Rather, it looks suspiciously like the weave of carbon fiber.

I like how you call this guy a typical Porsche douche when you yourself drive a cobalt SS...