It’s beautiful but I don’t think the wheels fit the language very well. IMO they should have gone with something more elegant:

At this point, I’m already waiting for the mid-cycle refresh...

Yawn. At this point it’s like a mid-cycle refresh. 

These are absolutely the worst. I miss the TJ...

Bye.

The greatest dark green color came from the ‘90s! I present to you: oak green metallic.

I never pay the annual fee. I call once a year and tell them I’m planning on canceling my card for one with no annual fee and they have always waved the fee for that year. Super simple.

Well it is a Ferrari.... Are we sure it didn’t just burst into flames on it’s own?