What does this have to do with the Cubs? EVERYONE hates the blow hard cardinals... EVERYONE!

Awesome story, what a shame I’ll miss more of these winners at your party.

Samer: is this the only minus the bear album you've listened to? Cause it appear that way.

That's exactly it. Not a hard concept to understand. If you not a warriors fan of course you don't want them to win. KD going to the Warriors only includes him in the desire for the Warriors to lose.

How about rings + finals MVPs? That's a hell of a barometer for greatness.

This series has more anticipation from game to game than the final series of the sapranos! Only in this series, Fat Adams plays Tony and Matt carpenter plays Christopher.

That’s such a shitty thing for his lawyers to trot him out and say! I get he’s scared and has no direction in his life at the moment, but this prewritten response just blows!

Allegedly.....

Thank god the cards keep losing, I'll never run out of material to jerk off to!

I do not like dellevadolla, but fuck off Andre!

How about a “guide to not giving a shit about the finals”. Now that’s certainly an article I would consider skiming through.

Kelly Ripa licking pussy!? Yes please!

WHAMMMY!

The emotion is starting to spill over the brim now!

Do you get tired of people asking, “are you really going to do this all year!”

Long dong yields handful of soft salami!

I think it's time people stop asking they REALLY plan on doing this all season, cause YES, they REALLY plan to do this all season!

This is you Tommy, you are fucking Scott Tenerman. Fucking cry-baby!

Preach it.

Steph Curry will puff your penis before you know it. Not mine though, cause homie don't play that.