luckily no. I am not sure my brain could process that much batshittery.  

It was an unemployed homeless transgender athiest Muslim illegal immigrant homicidal rapist pedophile drug-lord kingpin from Mexico hired by George Soros, Barack Obama, and Bill Gates that was actually driving the boat.

It’s no coincidence, then, that so many ultra-religious folks are susceptible to conspiracy theories. My mom thinks God cares about/weighs in on the mundane decisions in her life (should she choose this retirement home or that retirement home? better pray on it) because it’s easier than relying on her own judgment and…

Every single conspiracy wacko I have ever met has been incapable of handling uncertainty, chance, bad luck, chaos and randomness. They are such control freaks that they cannot handle that bad shit just happens. Effing small minded cowards. 

I wish I was shameless enough to con rubes like this. Damn my grandma for installing me with a rudimentary sense of self respect and keeping me poor at the same time.

From other reports it sounds like her friends did come out.  Someone swam out to the car, someone else took a kayak.  Still, they didn’t call 911 until 11:55.  A lot of time wasted before calling.

Condolences to the family.

Billionaires are not ever victims, they’re victimizers. 

thanks.  now I see giant polar bear penis on the prius

“That doesn’t sound great, but it is normal enough for a tent, I suppose”

Whatever defense he might have had went out the door there afaik. Once he’s outside the house with a gun he’s no longer defending his home, he’s pursuing somebody.

A while back we had a series of daytime break-ins in our neighborhood, and eventually someone saw the guy enter a home and called the cops. He ended up jumping the fence into a friend’s backyard, a woman who had grown up hunting and shooting, and she went to the gun safe to get out a pistol. She was so rattled she…

Well said. If you point a weapon at someone, you intend to shoot them. Accidental discharges should not happen but if they do they should go into the dirt or the sky.

My MAGA BIL took his .380 acp pocket pistol to the full blown riots in south minneapolis back in 2020 and got his A$$ beat and the gun stollen. Every time I see him he tells me the left are nazis and the nazis were leftist. 

Yeah I mean she’s not pregnant, we don’t think, and both are wearing shoes/proper attire, that down right bougie.

If you’re charging more for breakfast than IHOP you are doing something majorly wrong.  Except for hotel room service breakfast I guess, I expect that to be higher than IHOP but then again I’m paying for the ability to eat bacon that I didn’t have to cook in a bed I don’t have to make because I have a hangover that I…

One time at a Denny’s, this dude came in raging at a guy sitting alone because the guy sitting had sex with angry guy’s wife. Despite having the high ground, angry guy didn’t do well and sitting guy managed to pull him to the ground. Fortunately, sitting guy stayed surprisingly calm and just kind of pinned angry guy…

Half of True Detective’s appeal was the idea that there was always something deeper and weirder to the mythos.

I haven’t watched this new season yet (definitely planning to), but holy hell is the reddit sub for TD a total shitshow since this season debuted. It’s just full of people falling over themselves to fellate Pizzolatto and shit on the new season (and yeah, there are quite a few dog whistles about “wokeness” and “DEI”…

This man is celebrated for 1 season of television; he wasn’t a better writer in season 1 than he was for seasons 2 or 3. The difference was 1) 2 strong performers who really gelled with the material and each other and 2) a fantastic blend of direction, cinematography and production design that was not repeated in…