kerrymarsden
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kerrymarsden

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

I’m not sure why some feminists feel the need to mock domestic things like ironing, cooking, baking, etc.

When I saw this last night, I immediately thought of JLaw and Letterman.

|joke|~~~~~~~~~~>|you|

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in

Netflix + masturbation> Sex - Netflix. #sorrynotsorry

No. No it is not.

He's horrible. And it bugs the shit out of me that comics I admire and like seem to think he's a great talent. He's just an asshole with a microphone.

that's truly awful. How is guy making a living doing that shit?

Ari Shaffir is the same guy who said in his act that having cerebral palsy is like being "king of the retards." He's just straight up human garbage and he uses "edgy" tangents with no punchline to try to distract from the fact that he's just not funny.

Correct.

New York: Where we remove all traces of authenticity, then complain there is nothing authentic left.

If you are referring to the "common woman" as such you are not, in fact, anywhere close to said "common woman."

The Rialto, CA experiment with them reduced use of excessive force by 90% and all use of force by over 50%. And that was in a department that already used cameras on their tasers, audio recorders, and cameras on their cars. In jurisdictions starting from zero for police monitoring the effect would be even greater.

Did she consent to this photo being shared online? I know she's not a minor but all the same.

Ariana Grande is trolling Jezebel and you are falling for it.

This is actually the first time I'm legitimately felt old. I haven't even heard of these people in passing...

Pro Era? Chance the Rapper? Joey Bada$$?

This is some kind of metaphor for the GOP's attitude towards the poor, I'm 95% sure of it