One thing I liked about True Blood — the first season, at least — was that the costume department said that they didn't want to have a waitress in rural Louisiana dressed in Dior. So they specifically went after Forever 21 and Delia's and other stores that a girl like Sookie would actually shop at.
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FLAWLESS EXECUTION.
In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.
4/5 posters here are not going to get this reference.
The tongue. The tiny feetsies. The FATNESS. Hedgehog, you are my spirit animal.
I love 0:54 when the son tries to imitate the gravely voice while saying "please".
Jezebel has a recurring theme of joking about Jen in this manner, because they're mocking the tabloids. Everybody (here) knows Jen is a sexy badass who drinks margaritas in Mexico and has bitchin' dinner parties.
Bing Crosby is no one's idea of candy.
If I was a woman, I'd certainly be intimidated by a drunk man who starts making comments about how I look—especially if we're alone together. I'd certainly be terrified of what may happen.
Here's what I SUBMITTED to DC:
Spending a significant time in the UK will end any notion that Brits are classier than Americans. They love their crap too.
God damnit England. You really need to stop ruining my image of you as a very classy place where little old ladies solve murders in-between gardening.
hahahaha fuck off.
It's worse than thousands of women getting raped and murdered and literally nobody giving a shit for 20 years?
It's worse? It's worse than thousands of women getting raped and murdered and literally nobody giving a shit for 20 years? It's worse than two decades of living under constant threat of rape and murder? Worse than thousands of families losing their loved ones and getting no justice? Thousands of unpunished murders are…
Sounds like you have a guilty conscience. Please, save the mansplaining for elsewhere and if it is so bad over here, be gone with you and your trolling.