Would you be super “scared” of the hyperbole headline then?

And tea! Tea with non-dairy milk is usually gross.

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

I’m not sure what metric you can use to judge a joke by, but the quality of this one is definitely imperial.

Took me about 1.6 times longer than it should have to get the joke

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

In an utter stroke of serendipity, I got to see this car (and several other Paganis) up close a few weeks ago while it was getting cleaned off for a shoot at Chateau Elan in Braselton, GA. I believe this was the beginning of their U.S. Raduno.

I have an idea for how to fix Nissan: Autoplay ads on the infotainment screen.

Considering we’re talking about China here, both certainly apply. The only benefit you need to keep Chinese slave labor from unionizing is the promise of a softer landing when they throw themselves out a window.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

I have to question a few points. First, “The rest of the team are so old”. Do you really think old people can’t make good films? Then there’s “Murray is such a human bag of shit.” That’s never stopped him from being in good films before, unless you think just about every Wes Anderson movie’s been terrible. And where…

I’ll go ahead and say it.

“Watch The Future USS John F. Kennedy Float For The First Time.”

It’s aged so well, and it really felt like a design that came out 10 years before it should have. I love it.

Seriously, that is an FK headline if I’ve ever see one.

okay, now for a palate cleanser:

Fancy Kristen get fired by the new Overlords?

Boomers deserve every bit of ridicule that can be thrown at them.

I was on the fence about having kids