Jesus, the Edonis is so awful. It’s like somebody remade Turbo Teen starring Ted Cruz.

918 Spyder technology for 911 Turbo money...and also slower than a 911 Turbo and no more fuel efficient.

In all fairness to Stroman, a trade to the Mets does feel like a punishment.

Your fucking whataboutism is as disgusting as it is wrong.

Cheer up chum! Too many red pills give you a tummy-ache?

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

Who pissed in your corn flakes this morning?

“It makes 755 HP from the LT5 engine, whose supercharger consumes about 100 HP at full boost. “So,” Lee said, “our engine is really making 855 HP at the crank, since 100 HP is used to drive the supercharger.”

Arctic is burning. Amazon is being cut down at an incredible rate. Hurricanes are dropping more water as the climate changes. Unplanned Medical services can financial cripple a large chunk of Americans. Wages haven’t gone up in years. And I got an headache.

I honestly love Michael Collins, he’s been a hero of mine for years. I’m fascinated by the bravery it took to be the only human on the dark side of the moon, with no contact from anyone. While up there, he actually had to tell himself “ok, if things go wrong on the surface, I definitely won’t kill myself, though…

Have you seen Gavin? GAVIN!!!! GAVIN!!!

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Why would it? Its an update for GTA Online.

Dark matter appears to neither be dark nor matter. A black hole is neither black nor a hole. Damn you, astrophysicists - is the universe not confusing enough?

Best of all, NO DEMOCRATS! He has them killed, I believe.

A great, smart, strong leader.

I was all set for Dril to turn out to be famous actor Jack Nicholson.

Imaginary sexism is the worst kind of sexism

>When I bought my first 355, shiny new off the dealer floor in 1998, I parted with ~$120,000. Today that car would be worth around ~$75,000, a depreciation well shy of $80k.

“You can cut corners.” The sentence every Ferrari owner likes to hear.