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@12345: Plus you have an excuse to keep building bigger and bigger towers to get reception to all those people.

@JohnnyricoMC: +1 +1 +1

I think you're right. It annoys me when some hipster wears an Atari 2600 t-shirt to be ironic. A hipster wears a shirt like that to poke fun at it. A Geek wears it to honor the godfather of Videogame tech, but then we get grouped with the hipsters when somebody thinks we're doing it to be ironic as well.

@secretpizzaparty: Actually its amazing how much you can learn about weird fetishes just by spending a bit of time at that one Anonymous website.

@hawkeye18: My response is still the same.

Put them in a Tupperware with water and shake gently for 5 seconds.

Same problem here. If you used this software uninstall it now and restore your computer from an earlier restore point immediately.

Cool, so it's like the Sense version of Android but on your computer.

@cobaltage: QFT

I don't think many internet noobs will remember this but it really reminds me of Alex Chiu's Immortality Rings!

I wonder what the lack of a touchscreen will do to the power consumption and price.

Yeah no doubt. I thought those ads were really good, especially the second one. I was at the bar just this weekend and noticed this gorgeous woman was trying everything short of flashing her tits to get a guy to look up from his iPhone.

@whmm: This is Gizmodo. Where destruction, maiming, and monetary loss is hilarious!

@Whitson Gordon: Crapdamnit Mosspuppet is a real journalist too!

Forget the debate on long term effects of HFCS on the human body and go to what's important. Things made with real sugar taste better than those made with Corn Syrup.

I don't know how useful I find this app but I love the idea of researchers using millions of gps located users to gather raw data for research.

As great as digital cameras are now 35mm film still has alot of advantages.

@Dodge2002: Exactly. It's the same thing that's happening now to oil companies as demand goes up.

Boooo! I'm stuck being surrounded on 360 degrees by massive, beautiful mountains that reflect the setting sunlight into fantastic pink and orange hues... Hang on.