It’s simply astounding how the GOP went from 16 (I think?) very different candidates and have ended up with 3 that nobody is eager to nominate.

This guy is the worst. The damage he has caused to countless children and their families, and the zero shame he has. Just ugh.

She did a lot for HIV/AIDS in Subsaharan Africa. Like a lot, a lot. Her husband’s work on that issue frequently gets overlooked as well. They brought more resources and attention to bear on that issue than any prior or subsequent administration.

There is a strong piece of evidence available to you, that the university found him guilty and expelled him.

There are few things that I have been ruthlessly truthful about though. We have a pool in our back yard. And I think I saw a statistic that pools are the number one means of accidental death among children under a certain age. So it was pretty much, “never never never never go to the pool by yourself or you could…

Not even a little bit, brother.

Allow me to translate: “Hurgle gurgle....mah guns. mah guns. I want my (imperialistic, warmongering, bullying) country baaaaack.”

His defense sounds more like:

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

I have the cheapest daycare of anyone I know and it’s $30/day per kid. wtf how does $7.30 even cover milk, food and diapers?

I read that as $7.30/hour and I still thought it was a reasonable rate.

That’s clearly the best explanation. If I ever have children, I hope they have thriving root systems.

No way! The anti vaxxers have done extensive research by googling “vaccines are evil!” What are you, on the payroll of that notorious shadow empire, the CDC?

I’m waiting for them to go full Borgia.

This is a-goddamned-dorable. Love the lunch tweet and calling them a “tease” for being dismissed for lunch.

Oh, true that. All people are descended from bad people. Most of my family comes from Britain - there is a lot to cringe about. If I REALLY dig, I’ll probably come up with something that is related to slavery. Ownership, captained a slave ship, sold slaves on the open market.

It’s fantastic - he can really write! - and very “him”! And while his father was awful, he had a wonderful, supportive mother who saved her pennies and got him and his older brother out of there! It’s so good seeing how he went from those beginnings to being the very positive and loving man he is today, and how close…

I read his autobiography - that was the LEAST of his problems (main problem: crazy abusive father).

I’m not a huge fan of his cologne marketing, but you are right, he’s earned it. It is his namesake.

It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.