I went to the site just to see if there was anything deeply discounted of interest...mother of god. How is EVERYTHING awful? Like not one single piece of clothing looked flattering or comfortable. Not even the muumuu thing at the end.

I cannot even believe I’m about to say this, but at least the Matt Walsh’s headline says fathers rather than single mothers. Anyone who both demonizes abortion AND single mother deserves a swift punch in the throat. How can you hate BOTH? You only get to hate one or the other. People who hate abortion should fucking…

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.

What kills me about this is that a lot of evangelicals do not think Catholics are real Christians.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

LOL, cute commenter name—I see what you did there! No, but seriously, it’s adorable how you think your twisted bigotry is going to go over well here. Good luck with the hate-mongering!

They also wanted their friends among the Republican leadership to unburden their consciences and tell everyone what they actually knew back before Jimmy Fallon was mocking the lusty teabaggers.

Exactly.

As the wife-of-a-Jew (WOAJ), I’m offended she’s wearing a Star of David necklace. Gross. Gross. We get it, you ~~looove~~ Israel.

I would love to see Kim Davis forced to issue a marriage license to Chris Brown and Damon Wayans. Trump and Huckabee giving away the grooms. Bill Cosby officiating. Sarah Palin giving a toast in ‘merican. Then I want to see the whole lot of them choke to death on the plastic from a Kraft’s singles. Or better yet,…

1. What kind of self-respecting member of the LGBTQ community would have Chris Brown perform in the first place?! Seriously though. Wtf. Shame.

Seemed more like Strex Corp from ‘Welcome to Nightvale’ to me. “Believe in a Smiling God” ::shudder:: It wouldn’t surprise me if they had the black helicopters.

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

Yes, time to unfriend.

My elementary school bullies actually DID end up in a lot of trouble. The biggest bully I had has been in and out of rehab (and court) for hardcore drug addiction. She used to come in to Target senior year of high school when I worked as a cashier and would buy pants a size bigger than me, which I took great joy in…

I was bullied mercilessly by a girl throughout middle school, junior high, and through high school. I found out last year that she was arrested for killing a guy. She's currently still sitting in prison. I was torn between satisfaction and pure horror. She apparently stabbed him multiple times in the chest for not…

There’s a terrific scene in The Skeleton Twins (excellent movie, but NOT the comedy the trailer made it out to be) where the Bill Hader character is talking about looking up his worst bully on Facebook, expecting the dude to be miserable, but he’s married with kids and has a great job, and Bill Hader says something…

We told our 3 year-old junkie the binkie fairie would come and bring him presents.

Funny thing is, he still sounds like less of an asshole than his brother.