What I love about io9 is the insistence on reporting every single bit of information on this movie, despite the vociferous and frankly unimpressive negative reactions to this movie. I can’t think of another movie that has galvanized nerddom’s awesome capabilities to bitch and moan so much. I, for one, look forward to…

Because the drone could crash into the helicopter, damage it, and cause all 9500 litres of water w/ bonus helicopter to fall into the fire.

I was getting more of a 1984/ newspeak vibe from this.

That is 1000% what I got from this.

You forgot tea party x Ayn Rand. I really don’t see where “choosing to be offended” has any connection whatsoever to conservative or libertarian philosophy, but I guess the author was running out of negatives.

Kinda seems that way! Their stuff is cute, but so insanely expensive I will likely never own any of their stuff anyway.

Pretty much.

Some of these people believe that gay men specifically are also pedophiles. But here’s where I think most of the homophobes’ fear actually comes from:

Psych Lab Rat Caretaker buddies!

Also, please only pick the first two options (the oxbow ones) or just get lab block and use it as a base. Pet rats are little bastards and will pick out the pieces they like in those mixed grain diets or eat just seed shells and then get weird nutritional deficiencies. Then owners will bring them to me and want me to…

More likely a direct descendant of a smallpox blanket

I fantasize about forcing stupid people to be less stupid by the expedient of yelling at them whilst smacking their heads against walls. However, because I’m actually quite a nice person, I just smile at them and walk away.

“I'm Backtatman"

“I didn’t mean to cause them distress.”

This may not be the best to watch in the office or in public:

Already causing real harm. Carlos Slim from Mexico stopped all negotiations between him and Trump’s companies. Trump is out of Mexico for good, because Mr. Slim say it so.

It would be great if he was caught in bed with a gay man from Mexico. It would be beyond-great if the man was here as an “illegal”.

Wouldn’t it be so very gratifying if his presidential run, which grifters like him and Sarah Palin only undertake for self-promotion, ended up costing him real cash, instead of accruing any? ahh let me hope and dream.

I went to a party this weekend where the host was making a cocktail called Scalia’s Tears. It was delicious!

Why are rich white conservatives always trying to keep people out of golf courses? Women, Blacks, Jews, and now Mexican people? You know you’re winning a fight when they start tantruming about the golf course.