I can see why Kris is interested in combining two words together to create a new way to describe what she does. It worked well for Tobias Funke.

When my son was a baby, and we had to change him we never EVER did it in the restaurant. If the washroom didn’t have a change table (not all of them did 10+ years ago) we’d take him out to the car and either change on the back seat or in the trunk. ;-)

It isn’t even remotely hard to get a kid to the restroom to change their diaper. Most of the time your kid is so bored with sitting at the table for a meal that they’re happy to go anywhere else, even if it means having its diaper changed in the restroom.

yeah, you just don't do that. I waited tables at a Chilis when I was 18-19 and a table did that. They got all butthurt when I asked them to take the baby to the restroom. Now I'm 35 and my son is a year and a half old. I can't imagine ever being so disrespectful as to change him on a table in the dining area. Of…

Glad to hear that. Now if we could just do something about the kids who think being an intern for a very junior house member makes them special.

I was laughing so hard I was actually in pain.

lol “it’s all way too primal in my yard right now”

Well, when I look at my life and compare it to Kim Kardashian’s, as we all must do when the Reaper approaches, I suppose I can take some solace in that while she’s richer than me, prettier than me and has gotten to kiss Kanye West at least a few more times than me, I haven’t turned my family name into shorthand for…

There is much truth in this statement.

Guess I have a new lunch break hobby - taking out the trash!

So which of Nungesser’s friends doesn’t have a job lined up?

Just a reminder to keep ‘em in the greys on this post. We have a scrum of rape apologists on the other Sulkowicz/Columbia post from yesterday. Please report and/or dismiss anyone who’s commenting in bad faith.

I'm rooting for Sansa to snap and rally her friends in the north, going on a murderous rampage killing all the Boltons. Doesn't seem likely but that's what I want.

i was with my family seeing west side story on broadway, and tom and rita hanks and their kids (?) sat next to us. a league of their own is my absolute favorite movie, and i was flipping a shit. my dad leaned over and said, “excuse me mr hanks, a league of their own is my daughter’s absolute favorite movie and it’s…

I can help you with one of these. Ellie Kemper was adorable, sweet, and very polite when I was working as an assistant at her talent agency. Introduced herself and shook my hand - you’d be surprised how many of them don’t even look at us.

Bill Clinton is as devastatingly charming in person as he appears on TV. That’s all I got.

He’s the stupid one. His brother was smart enough to use obfuscating stupidity and have someone who comes across as Emperor Palpatine around to throw off a lot of criticism. Made himself seem harmless and easily manipulated.

he kind of is the smart one. He’s only running for one reason, and that’s becuase the old guard doesn’t have anyone else.

I MEAN HE HAS GLASSES

Mr. Dr. Yoga Nerd MD got really drunk with his friends in like the first month we were dating and texted me something like “I wanna fuck you in high heel black boots”