You are young still. If you got pregnant with no heroic measures, there is no reason to think that anything will be wrong with your baby. I was 36 and 39 when I had my two daughters, and my pregnancies were normal (both babies were late — not fun, but good for infants' development), and I felt just fine throughout,…

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Not really related to anything at all important, but: man, I am so tired of hearing about the no-flush toilet paper thing in Sochi. Not flushing toilet paper is common in, like, a huge portion of the world. Including in fancy hotels and stuff. And it is common to have signs like that for tourists. All the journalists…

"He predicted that we would be getting 12" inches of snow. We got 36" of snow. If you were a roofer and you built a roof, and it was 2 feet off, you'd still be doing time." - Lewis Black.

There's a moment in Parenthood (season 1) where a pregnant woman is asked what she's having. She answers, with the best fake smile, "It's a human, so, yeah, we're pretty excited!"

Future pickup line for ladies hoping to get with Bear - "Hey baby, what's ursine?"

Because it sucks. The only reason it gets any play on this blog is that Sarah Haskins is listed on it, but it does women no good to promote such a sexist show. Funny, Sarah married a dude decades older than her, and he has 2 ex wives. Except it is not funny. It's bad and there are other great pilots in the wings that…