Seagal has been meeting Eastern European autocrats for a long time. In 2016, he visited “Europe’s last dictator”, Alexander Lukashenko of Belarus. They visited a collective farm and ate carrots.

It’s like one of those trick paintings where you’re supposed to see a 3D sailboat, but instead you just give yourself a headache. 

“A poor man’s idea of what it’s like to be rich” remains the best description of Trump that I’ve read.

My pettiest fear about this administration is that he’s going to try to electroplate every surface in the White House.

I visited that building in 1989 or 1990 with my mother, who grew up in Westchester. It was my first time on a plane and my first trip to New York City. And I distinctly remember my 9-year-old self looking at those exact brass escalators and thinking: “This is tacky.” 

So Manafort, like Trump, is also stuck in the 80s?

At least tell your loved ones where you want to be buried. My dad told me he wanted his ashes sprinkled in international waters, and he told my aunt he wanted them sprinkled in Ireland. His ashes ended up sitting on my bookshelf for a while until we compromised and flew to Ireland, where my cousin held my ankles while…

I wish, but then there’s this guy:

Lipstick Queen in Medieval is amazing -- lightly colored but not heavy or sticky.

Lipstick Queen in Medieval is amazing -- lightly colored but not heavy or sticky.

The same people who think “The Big Bang Theory” is funny.

Anyone who believes that the earth is flat should have to go find the edge and report back to us.  Unless they believe that the earth is a a continuous flat plan extending endlessly into the infinite void of space? Or do they not believe in space, either?

New gloves, new flannel shirt, new shears, new shoes. Yup, Melania just loves to garden.

... so is it made from the skin of a single ostrich, or from multiple ostriches?  “An ostrich” implies a single bird to me, but it seems unlikely that you could get enough leather for a man’s jacket from a single bird.  

I mean, at least Brady is good at something. 

I’m glad -- I hope you find a strategy that works well for you.

Not knives, but progressive politics!  

Best of luck to you.  Do you have access to any resources or supports to help you?

What. The. Ever-loving. Fuck.

My first job was basically a cult. They recruited heavily at my college, emphasizing how smart and driven we were, and made it sound as though we’d be out there changing the world. The reality is that we were expected to raise a substantial part of our salaries by doing door-to-door canvassing, and they paid us so…

Nerdy as hell, but: