Yes! I woke up the other night to get a drink of water and thought “I’d better walk to bed with my eyes closed, just in case.”

I reread the stories from the previous year, and this one still haunts me:

I love how he describes pressing his erection against women without their consent as “pursuing a relationship.” Who said chivalry was dead?

I had never heard of Dorothy Stratten before, so I looked her up, and oof. What a bizarre and awful story.

Not necessarily inappropriate, just creepy: when I was a naive and idealistic 20-something, I worked for a progressive advocacy group in Washington. I’m not sure if it’s still the case, but at the time you could wait outside the Senate floor to try to talk to Senators as they left. My coworker - also 20-something and…

“strong and constitutionally legitimate interests in promoting childbirth”

Well, there it is, the silver lining to being an only child. The only family member who can tell a scandalous tell-all about me is me!

If you ever needed proof that God’s female...

The number of women publicly accusing James Toback of sexual harassment is now more than twice the number of people in my high school class. #themindboggles

Yup, right near my summer camp. It was rumored that people who sympathized with his anti-abortion, anti-government stance were leaving food and supplies out for him.

That is some insanely high-resolution security camera footage, which makes me fairly skeptical.

When I was at my cousin’s wedding, my uncle — the father of the bride — pulled me in to dance so that my whole body was pressed up against him. I must have looked started because he said something like “What? This is how grown-ups dance.” I was 14.

I’m so sorry. Take all the time you need — if it makes you feel any better, my dad’s ashes spent quite a long time on a bookshelf next to the ashes of my cat.

Not supernatural, per se, but I still find it creepy and sad. My aunt lives in the South Carolina lowcountry, in a subdivision that used to be a rice plantation. In the middle of her cul-de-sac there’s a dusty plot of land with a couple of trees and two WWI or II-era military tombstones. As a child I always thought it…

I want to feel badly for her, but at the same time, she’s so clearly leveraged his money and power into helping her business. So I don’t.

They give tickets away for this on street corners, right?

I wish someone could set up a fake Twitter account for Trump to vent on, a la Creed’s blog in “The Office”:

I don’t know, I think “I don’t have kids” is actually pretty funny? Because you’re not going to get drunk and take care of kids - you’re just going to get drunk! With other adults! Like an adult! Fuck that guy! I think you did fine!

Fuck this guy. Milo Yanna-whatever has always been toxic. What has he ever said that hasn’t been exactly calculated to cause maximum possible outrage? There’s nothing of value to be extracted from Yanna-etc other than bile.

Lyon’s account is still up, I think?