Not even with someone else’s cooch.

I feel like “Gotta Have It! Collectibles” is maybe not operating by the same rules as Sotheby’s.

Nooooo, Naomi! He left Mary Louise Masterson when she was PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD for Claire Danes, and he’s forever been cemented in my mind as a bastard.

Ah, “pursue his accusers,” not “defend himself”. Probably because he can’t be defended, and he knows it.

Hey, fire trucks are awesome -- I’m planning a fire truck-themed birthday party for my son. Of course, he’ll be turning three years old in August...

Do you listen to his podcast, Sound Opinions? He and his co-host approach music in such a delightful way. That’s how I first heard of him, and then I stumbled across the Village Voice article above. What I keep coming back to is how many people have been sweeping Kelly’s behavior under the rug, for years, and how…

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Read this amazing article. Jim Derogatis has been one of the few people advocating for R. Kelly’s victims for more than a decade. Reading this convinced me that R. Kelly is a monster.

As an American, is there any way I can watch it? I’ve never been on the “Doctor Who” bandwagon, but now that’s there’s a lady driver...

Perhaps this has changed since I graduated from Harvard in the early aughts, but fraternities and sororities weren’t a big deal while I was there. There were the finals clubs, but I wasn’t in the crowd that wanted to join one (they were also all-male at the time, so I couldn’t have joined even if I wanted to) or go to…

What is his lapel pin? At first I thought it was the US flag and some yellow and blue flag (Sweden?) but that makes no sense, and now it kind of looks like a horse head.

Seriously, who the fuck cheats on Beyonce? She’s BEYONCE.

Where are you from? I’ve been researching my family tree in a tiny town about an hour outside of Inverness, and my grandfather’s family is just the same four last names marrying each other over and over again for literally two hundred years. I was recently very relieved to discover that Margaret “Smith”, who married…

Where are you from? I’ve been researching my family tree in a tiny town about an hour outside of Inverness, and my grandfather’s family is just the same four last names marrying each other over and over again for literally two hundred years. I was recently very relieved to discover that Margaret “Smith”, who married…

Can we talk about how I’m afraid of teenage girls, despite being one myself more than 20 years ago? I see them roaming the mall in packs and I’m instantly thrown back into my awkward middle/high school self, and just waiting for one of those scornful girls with long beautiful hair and perfect skin -- again, who are…

Here’s my weird Florida story: I once worked on a research project that was evaluating changes to Florida’s Medicaid system. As part of that project, we conducted focus groups and interviews at an assisted living facility outside of Jacksonville. It was in a renovated old-fashioned motel, and lots of the residents…

Is ordering a medium coffee in a large cup a pain-in-the-ass order? I like about an inch of milk in my coffee, and so I usually ended up pouring out some to make room. A barista actually suggested the medium-in-a-large cup solution to me, and I’ve ordered it that way ever since. If it’s annoying, though, I can stop...

No way this is Trump talking. This has Pence’s clammy fingers all over it:

Those of us who didn’t vote for him also knew what we were getting. What’s his voters’ excuse?

I should try that. We’ve had luck getting him to eat the Trader Joe’s mini tacos by simultaneously reading him the book “Dragons Love Tacos.” Maybe I need a library of food-themed children’s books.