I looked and found some patterns; with a beginning sewing class under your belt, I bet you could make these:

I play “If I had ten million dollars, which house would I buy” whenever I’m walking someplace fancy.

I follow an amazing doctor on twitter, Dr. Jennifer Gunter, who is on a crusade against these jade vagina eggs:

That Bannon quote drives me nuts in its sheer incoherence; here’s the whole infuriating exchange in its entirety.

Pretty sure it’s not H1-B, which applies to highly skilled & credentialed workers; I believe there’s another program for agricultural workers.

Right, I wasn’t thinking properly for the era; I think Will is the first direct heir to the throne to be born in a hospital.

I believe that, and I can’t imagine him being in the delivery room, but it still seems a little bizarre that he wouldn’t even be at the hospital.

I believe it!

The royals are not the most emotionally healthy people. Phillip was playing squash when Charles was born, and Elizabeth saw her four children twice a day, morning and evening, before they were old enough to be sent to boarding school. Otherwise they were raised by nannies. Any self-awareness Will and Harry have comes…

I ran cross-country in the mid-90s, and even then, girls ran 2.4 miles (4 km) and boys ran 3.1 (5 km). Curiously, my uterus never fell out when I ran 5k road races....

As a non-Brit, I had to google to determine the identity of the ghoul in the strawberry sweater. No offense to Noel Fielding, but he looks terrifying, and I am disinclined to try his cupcake.

Bet he’s ashamed to be a member of “The Party of Lincoln”, as so many Republicans insist they are.

My husband and I once caught a ride with a taxi driver who:

I’m so sorry.

Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. I have a hard time feeling sorry for people who voted to blow things up and got hit by the shrapnel.

And now they’re going after H1-B visas. The mind boggles.

“Chaste soup goon” — that’s not leaving my head any time soon. Thanks?

He looks like a mean potato.

That’s true of everything you give a kid. I think I’ve bought 4 pairs of mittens this winter alone.

I thought that was his second move, after she turned him down?