It’s a good start, but I won’t be happy until the entire Trump cabal is bankrupt and groveling.

Yes, I am as white as they come and can drink milk. You know what I can’t eat? Gluten. That’s right, I am intolerant of the literal fucking Cradle of Civilization, probably because my grandfather’s family is just the same four last names over and over again for approximately 300 years. My body rejects domesticated…

And here I thought we dodged a bullet with Mitt Romney’s “The White House is like a holding company” bullshit:

I’m looking forward to him hitting his “Ozymandias” phase, personally.

I’m going to go with my first reaction to the headline: “No, because I don’t hate myself.”

I would have said the same thing about Trump himself, and yet....

Same way Jared Kushner got his degree from Harvard.

“I don’t listen because broads, am I right?”

Not gonna lie, I checked out the Nordstroms website this morning to see if anything caught my fancy.

According to the NYTimes article, he said “I guess I am going to jail for disorderly conduct.” Guess again, asshole.

At least we balance him out with our heavily Democratic legislature.

I was going to, but he doesn’t read email :( I guess I could tweet the digital certificate to him?

When I visited Chicago for the first time, I made my husband take my picture outside of the Richard J. Daley Center.

It was because of TV. Seriously, Bill O’Reilly talked about it an hour before those tweets went up. He’s threatening action based on TV shows.

I know, I can’t decide if I want incompetent evil or competent evil running the place. Competent evil seems at least less likely to get us into a nuclear war, which seems like a plus.

Based on my experience:

Is it just me, or does she look extraordinarily like Angelica Houston?

FWIW, my husband stayed home with our sick toddler so that I could march.

So these women are cool with countless women dying in illegal backroom abortions? Because that’s what Roe v. Wade is about to me. There have always been abortions. There will always be abortions. Women will always need abortions, for medical reasons or because they’re simply not prepared to be a parent. Protesting Roe…

My sign in Boston.