I’d hold out some hope that this will delay the tackification of the White House, but we all know the gilded monstrosity of Trump Tower reflects his taste, not hers. I’m dreading when he starts electroplating every surface in the Oval Office.

My dad died in 2005, and that August I was glad that at least he didn’t have his heart broken by Hurricane Katrina. I’m feeling very much the same about 2017, although I’m pretty sure that the election of Donald Trump would have driven my dad into a fortified bunker full of cigarettes.

This. Jews are convenient objects to many evangelicals, not people.

On that, Mr. President, we are going to have to respectfully fucking disagree.

Totally off-topic, but he has the longest, narrowest face I’ve ever seen outside of a cartoon. Was he squeezed in a vice of evil or something?

HuffPo called Bannon a “white nationalist.” I’m cool with that.

RE: That Tony Bennett story. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The machines at the Yale gyms are hacked to charge your phone while you work out.

“I’m so sorry you, a member of the public, saw my public post on social media.”

I love that Trump, of all people, is going to take care of corruption in government. As opposed to adding to it exponentially.

Okay, if you’re “vindictive”, you are by definition not “able to let things go.”

It’s almost like we (present company excluded) elected someone with no idea what he’s doing!

My dad used to tell a story about Joseph McCarthy at a dinner party, at which he was asked how many Communists there were in Congress. According to my dad, McCarthy paused, looked at a bottle of Heinz ketchup, and said “Fifty-two.”

Nope! Fuck ‘em all.

This would disenfranchise both me and my mother (immigrant parents/grandparents) and my father (immigrant grandmother). Ann Coulter can go fuck herself.

Posted to a friend’s FB feed:

I was the only D.A.R.E. representative at my school who had not, in fact, done drugs. The highlight of that experience was when a small child asked my fellow representative and high school student about the scourge of teen pregnancy, not knowing that said representative had already fathered at least one child.

Umm, no. I am not spending $17 for fancy shoelaces.

The letter was signed by her fellow law professors. They’re definitely not lining up behind her.

Twenty-three faculty -- including a dear friend of mine from college -- have signed a letter demanding her resignation: