HOW IS ANYONE STILL UNDECIDED OMG AHHHHHHHH *head explodes*

Honestly, I think so much of it has to do with the individual kid. my son woke up once a night to eat like clockwork until he was 15 months old. Then he woke up at 5 am. Now he wakes up at 6 am, which is tolerable, but literally nothing we have done has ever affected his sleep. We did everything the damn books and…

Ha, my boss just said that she did that for her son to get him to stop sucking his thumb. The only difference is that he wanted an electric guitar.

Okay, is 70-year-old my aunt in Charleston, SC being way too blase about this storm by staying put? She sheltered in place during Hugo in ‘89, and I think the fact that they haven’t had a “real” storm since then has given her a false sense of security. She’s posting to Facebook about how she has plenty of wine and…

I used to work for an eating disorders hotline, and if anything, we saw people trying to feed their friends - making delicious food they wouldn’t eat themselves and giving it away. It was, I think, a twisted sort of test - “Am I virtuous/self-disciplined/(insert justification here) to not eat any of these brownies?”…

I overheard two millenials discussing this very topic the other day on the bus. They were both thoroughly convinced it was staged.

I somehow read this as Lopez working on her Second Amish album and was confused, for a number of reasons.

100% this. My uncle had a very high-functioning sister with Downs’, and she still required full-time residential care as an adult. My husband has a couple of cousins in their 60s with congenital developmental disabilities who live in residential care homes. Their care is now being coordinated - and funded - by their…

No -- I have celiac disease, and I assume he has a thin film of flour all over his body. Also, does anyone else think he sounds “posher” in later episodes of the show? We’ve watched seasons 1 and 6, and to me he definitely sounds.... different, in the later episodes.

Miley Cyrus has a rib tattoo of a dreamcatcher? Ewwww.

That’s exactly what I was wondering. If you need three paragraphs of exposition to explain it, it’s not good art.

Sometimes the stock New Yorker cartoon caption is just perfect: “Christ, what an asshole.”

He’s got a pretty unusual first and last name, and the internet is forever. This should follow him around.

I’m tired of “she just says racist things” being treated as somehow different and less offensive than “she’s racist.” If you’ve built a career out of saying racist things to attract a fan base of genuine racists, I don’t care what’s allegedly in your damn heart. Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. In fact, I think…

“Okay, Mr. Trump, here’s a good opportunity to hit Clinton on the email issue.”

I thought he hated her because she’s heavyset and not afraid to criticize him, which are the two greatest sins a woman can commit in the Church of Donald (TM).

And was also weirdly bland? I checked it out, having ought some stuff from the previous iteration of Canvas, and it was all baggy oatmeal sweaters, like the country cousin of Eileen Fisher.

It’s a Viking River Cruise boat! Mom started her tour in Amsterdam and is ending in Budapest. I could totally see Mary being a passenger and critiqueing the baked goods.

My mom is currently on a boat that was christened by Mary Berry. I told her to eat lots of cake in her honor.

This whole fiasco has been like watching a beautiful croquembouche slowly collapse upon itself.