Yeah, so much for the blind peer-review on that one....

My favorite was the reviewer who complained bitterly that we hadn't quoted HER paper, which was completely unrelated to our topic.

Wait, it doesn't? I swear I have a 30-year-old memory of going upside down!

Like many parents, mine took five-year-old me to Disneyworld. Perhaps unlike other parents, mine decided that I was old enough for my first roller coaster. I remember feeling mild trepidation as I was strapped into the seat for “Space Mountain”, then screaming my head off for three solid minutes as we sped and flipped…

I just spent way too much time trying to find a picture of the gown I loved but couldn’t get for my wedding. I got married in spring 2009, so I’m not sure which collection it would be - fall 2008? Spring 2009? But I got conned into trying it on in a chichi bridal boutique that I visited while while my mom was in town.…

The super-curly hair — that’s got to be a wig, right? Her actual hair, based on her parent’s pictures, looks nothing like that texture, and I can’t see a perm or other chemical process producing such natural-looking curls. I have baby fine dark blonde hair, and when I got perms as a kid, I always ended up looking like…

Babies use a lot of water, lady.

I always mix up Ben Foster with Ben McKenzie, so I just spent some time on IMDB. Ben Foster is Warren Worthington III, aka the hot dude with the wings in X-Men. Ben McKenzie is the angsty blonde from The OC. In reality, they look nothing alike. I also mix up Ron Livingston with Kyle Chandler, and Billy Dee Williams…

Somebody’s been reading her Lysistrata.

Yes, what the hell happened to Banana Republic? I got my bridal shower dress there a few years ago . It’s beautifully cut, constructed and fully lined, and I still wear it. Everything they carry these days is cut like a sack. They use quick-stitch shortcuts on the hems and sleeves instead of actual hems. The fabrics…

Am I the only one who read this as “bribe”?

I feel like this is true of a lot of mall brands in addition to J. Crew — Abercrombie and Fitch*, Banana Republic and Gap, just to name a few. There’s been an overall decline in the quality of the materials, construction and fit, even as the prices have stayed the same or increased. I’m not going to buy three…

Err, the author’s name is written as both Jon Ronson and Ron Jonson in the post above — is that intentional?

Okay, I just spent an embarassing amount of time trying to say “Get the ludes” while sticking out my tongue the way Leo does in that gif. And I can’t do it! How does he do it?

Way to make Zoolander look like a documentary, Stella.

But.. She’s smiling? I thought even Resting Bitch Face could be amended by genuine happiness. I think this woman’s face is curdled by her (as you point out) hateful brain.

That is one mean-looking woman.

As a Person With Celiac, this makes me legit angry. It’s possible that the cake was technically gluten-free, but baked in a space or on equipment that wasn’t. I can see a bakery saying “oh sure, we can do a gluten-free cake,” and using gluten-free ingredients, but not bothering to make their workspace gluten-free. I…

Aww, thanks! You seem v. cool based on your username :)

Everything about this: EWWWWWWWW.