This kind of reminds me of a Rocket Pop.

Just once I would like to read a celebrity diet that’s just “cake.” But no, all these stars claim to eat kale and salmon and no carbs and 32 ounces of water per meal. Eat some cake, people!

I read this as “rocking the strange,” which certainly explains my attraction to him.

Whether Dunham should have written about that experience (did her sister give her permission/consent for that story to be told? I don’t know) is certainly up for debate. However, I think there’s a big, big difference in intent and culpability between a 6-year-old and a 14-year-old.

I am trying to figure out how I can dress up as Imperator Furiosa for Halloween. My hair is short, but the prosthetic arm is giving me problems. Then I have to convince my husband to dress up as Max and our infant son to be a tiny War Boy.

“You should feel flattered that they think you’re sexy!” /sarcasm

This is a stupid question, but is there such a thing as an upskirt photo taken with consent? I thought the whole point of the upskirt phenomenon was that it was illicit.

Rightly or wrongly, not every childless couple is interested in or capable of adopting an older child, along with the physical, psychological or social baggage an older child may carry. And it’s not as though you can walk into the nearest adoption agency and walk out with a healthy newborn. That’s not how the system…

“His measure is more limited — it wouldn’t cover adoption or surrogacy, for instance — and a source of funding has yet to be identified.”

“Momager” could also = “Mom” + “Teenager”, which seems appropriate, given that she’s always reminded me of Amy Poehler’s “cool mom” in “Mean Girls.”

Ugh, fuck those parents. As the mother of a 9-month-old, I feel confident in saying that there is no excuse for changing your baby anywhere but where the adult patrons are expected to use the bathroom. NONE. If, for some readon; there is no bathroom, find one somewhere else. Parenthood is not an excuse to inflict your…

Yay!

I bet they’re holding our for the plot twist in which it’s revealed that Michelle had a secret twin, Ashley Kate, that they kept in the attic. I'd watch that show.

Somewhere in his attic there's a very ugly portrait.

This is my very favorite internet story; I just reread it and snorted out loud. Err, it helps if you like dogs.

I have a newfound respect for Janice Dickinson. That story is awesome.

“’The judge ordered us yesterday to expunge that record,’” Lewis said, adding that similar records are typically kept indefinitely. “As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned, this report doesn’t exist.”

Sooo.... Is Mama June angling for her own show to be reinstated, or saying that the Duggars should lose theirs as well? There's no chance of the former, but I'd love to see the latter.

I grew up in an overwhelmingly Christian southern small town, and it was exactly this sort of attitude that kept and still keeps me from being a Christian myself (well, that and my agnostic/atheist parents.) The last time I checked, Jesus has never popped by to publicly confirm that he forgives any of these assholes.…

A Halloween gag? Dude, it’s May. Are your Christmas lights still up? Are they also creepy and invasive?