I wish they hadn't listed the waitress' name — I'm sure she's getting threats from idiots for making their racist/sexist burn book public.

At least the vast majority of the comments on the actual article are also calling out this idiot. That gives me a very small amount of hope.

I only looked at colleges that had 10% or less Greek membership because I didn't want them to be the dominant social force on campus. I ended up going to a school with no (official) Greek organizations, and I've never had any reason to regret that decision.

"Let them eat macrobiotic gluten-free cake sweetened with agave," said Gwynnie.

Ashley Judd is awesome (and hello, fellow Kentuckian! My hometown is about an hour south of Lexington).

THERE'S A CHURCH OF THE DUDE? DUDE.

I don't know what Dan Savage does on his weeknights to rip through the fiber of goodness that used to protect our nation, but it must be big.

I will never shave my head because, like the Shel Silverstein poem, I have a weirdly shaped noggin. Like, my head has distinct planes. Pixie is as short as I'm comfortable going (and it's AWESOME).

This is why I'm terrified whenever my dog tries to eat food on the sidewalk — because who knows why it's there?

Jesus, I wonder if someone told my mom the same thing - she's usually pretty reasonable, but she threw a total shit fit over there not being "enough" photos of her in the montage of me and my husband as children. I pointed out that she took and gave most of the photos to me, but she remained convinced that this…

Googling "glory hole meaning" produced this:

... Isn't the original already guy-themed? All four original ghostbusters are men; the only female characters are ghosts, secretaries, and victims/villains (both played by Sigourney Weaver). Why is it so unthinkable that Annie Potts gets to put on a GD proton pack? Why can't a woman get to build and play with…

Et tu, Gumby?

Am I the only one that thinks Kim's new hair looks kind of greenish? To me she looks like a blonde that swam too much in a chlorinated pool without using that special shampoo.

Empire co-creator Danny Strong—who also wrote The Hunger Games sequels and, most importantly, played Jonathan on Buffy...

This is so sad — my aunt attended Sweet Briar on full scholarship in the mid-1960s. She was the first member of her family to go to college, and went on to earn her PhD and to become a college professor and dean. I'm sure she would credit Sweet Briar with much of her professional success.

Not my disaster, but my brother-in-law and his now-wife hired a small firm to handle all of the paper goods and flowers for their wedding. The addresses on the return envelopes were handwritten - and placed face down on top of the invitations. So every invitation arrived with a faint reverse image of the return…

You know what kind of person tries to hurt animals just because they're there and he can? A PSYCHOPATH.

Excellent point! They've clearly been taking lessons from this professor:

Tiny quibble: Alden & Harlow is in Cambridge, not Boston proper. Harvard Square, to be exact. From the Patagonia vest and entitled expressions, I'd bet on these two being1Ls at Harvard Law. And Alden & Harlow is DELICIOUS and everyone should go there, but you obviously need a reservation. It's popular for a reason.…