I would just like to note that I initially read this headline as "Lawmaker Introduces Legislation to Can Bat-Declawing," and that I also approve of that hypothetical legislation.

The resemblance is UNCANNY.

I laughed myself sick at "22 Jump Street" this weekend, so my ChayTatez love knows no bounds. But he looks hella orange here.

No, really!?!? Divorcing Tom Cruise is clearly working for her.

Forgive me, I am an Old — who is that pictured between Kerry Washington and Salma Hayek/Kevin Hart? She looks kind of like a sassy Katie Holmes....

That was my first thought. My second thought was that he looks like a sad bulldog (which is not necessarily a bad thing).

My dad was a college professor, and one of his colleagues amassed a truly impressive collection of live animals that lived in their classroom/office building. These were mostly exotic pets that had been owned by students, at least until the students went to college. At that point their parents apparently said, "wait,…

I have no problem with her commenting on the Charlie Hebdo attacks or on any other issue, but doing so in conjunction with her album hashtag makes her look a bit cold-bloodedly opportunistic, no? "Here's this cause I support! Buy my album!"

The "Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act"? PCUCPA? It's even a non-sensical acronym. If you're going to give your pointless bill a stupid name, it might as well spell something cool, like "The PANDERING TO OUR NUTBALL BASE Act."

And you're splitting hairs over the cause of death. If the person with the pre-existing condition wouldn't have died absent influenza, then THEY DIED OF THE FLU. The whole point of immunizing healthy adults is to reduce both individual and population rates of infection — so that unimmunized you won't infect the…

Well, golly gee, 21 kids have died of the flu so far in the United States this flu season:

I hate to say it, but that's probably because no one was hurt and the property damage was minor. Failed hate crimes are unfortunately less attention-grabbing than "successful" ones.

I'm always irrationally disappointed when I'm reminded that actors are not their characters. Claire Huxtable would have reacted very differently, I'm sure.

I was all set to read this and get my daily quota of incandescent rage, but this is weak sauce, even for Schafly. Foreigners taking the good man-jobs! Slutty college feminists destroying football! She's not even bothering to clutch her pearls - she's sort of wanly waving them in our general direction.

The Roman numerals, the air-freshener crown, the random Hebrew letters, the tiger head - he's the "before" photo in an advertisement for laser tattoo removal.

It depends on how many kids of what age, no? When I got married 5.5 years ago, none of our friends had kids. Were I to be getting married today, half of the invitees now have 1-2 kids under the age of 5, and the logistics — do we offer babysitting? Do we have kid-friendly food? — would be much more complicated. As…

Yes, because how else could she let everyone know that she went to PRINCETON!?!?!

Despite everything, I somehow see Adam Levine as a cheerful tattooed scamp, whereas John Mayer just seems awful.

Did anyone see Jon Snow/Kit Harrington in "Pompeii"? I was tempted, but I couldn't convince the Kentuckian-by-marriage that it was worth the cost of a ticket.

You're welcome! I found out about it because it was a friend's husband's only symptom of celiac disease — he didn't get the usual GI disturbances, just the rash. I think it's relatively uncommon.