Thailand too - we saw them everywhere. It was hard to find a skin cream WITHOUT any whitening ingredients.

The Masshole may also change his hat depending on the season - Pats in the fall, Bruins in winter, and the Celtics whenever they quit sucking.

Yeah, some horses are not so good for kids. We had a retired racehorse when I was a kid that was literally the dumbest animal alive. If you were walking him on a lead, you had to turn around and literally plant your hand in the middle of his chest while shouting "WHOA!" to get him to stop. Otherwise he'd just keep…

Wait, I thought the actual ruby slippers from the movie were held by the Smithsonian — I've definitely seen them there. Are these replicas? Or were there multiple pairs from the movie?

Ahahahahaha. This is the only thing better than Christian Laettner failing a drug test.

For a second I wasn't sure if this was Kim Kardashian or Naseem Pedrad from SNL doing her best impression of Kim Kardashian.

Right — it's supremely unflattering!

Right, it absolutely flattens her out, and the rest of her looks equally constricted.

Does anyone else hate Robin's wedding dress? She reminds me of a poorly wrapped mummy.

I'm sure my Mom would have loved to have sent me somewhere — really, anywhere — else from ages 14-18. A lot of the time, the only way we could communicate with each other without screaming was by written note.

They notified the families by TEXT?!? That seems... impersonal, to say the very least.

Well, how can we appropriately degrade her if she's doing something like going to a first-rate college? I obviously don't believe that sex workers SHOULD be degraded, but I think that's how many people see them — as people that, by performing sexual acts for money, are somehow less than human, and thus deserving of…

Alexander Skarsgaard was also in Battleship. I would have worked on that movie for free.

That's what I was going to say! I remember watching the hearings at age 11 and thinking that she had to be telling the truth, because why else were people being so mean to her? It was a real lesson in grace in the face of incredible adversity.

I'm sort of irritated at the Divergent director for thinking that Kate Winslet shouldn't be doing her own stunts while pregnant. If her doctor said it was okay and she felt up to it, why shouldn't she? My doctor said I could go snowboarding in my first trimester and surfing early in my second. I've been lucky so far…

I dearly hope it was fictitious, but my boss isn't known for his sense of humor. He still works a few days a month in a pediatric obesity clinic, though. As far as I know, the baby had been admitted to the hospital and put on a controlled diet, presumably to also address the many other problems that would come about…

God, that's terrible. I knew there was a problem with letting kids go to bed with bottles of milk or fruit juice, but melted chocolate as a newborn? Good grief.

Umm, the article says he weighs 55 pounds, and that he needs to lose 40 pounds to be be a normal weight for his age. As for what he was being fed - my boss, a pediatric cardiologist, tells a story from his residency of a baby that came to the hospital too heavy to walk. His parents had been feeding him butter…

Which Roosevelt - Teddy or Franklin? Because Franklin was something of a womanizer, no? There have always been those rumors about Lincoln, though he could have shared a bed with his business partner in Illinois for purely practical reasons. Those were colder times.

I'd love to wear my glasses more often - I'm wearing them today, actually — but my eyesight is so terrible that I find it difficult to work around them. How do fellow glasses-wearers put on eye makeup, for example, when you have to be about an inch away from the bathroom mirror to see your own face? I always end up…