Right? It's like the only secret she can conceive of someone having is SECRET GAYNESS.

Here you go! For whatever reason, I can't edit my original post. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/18/dis…

Sure: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/18/dis…

Gah, it's not letting me edit, but here you go: Disney's 'Frozen' Slammed By Mormon Grandmother For 'Gay Agenda To Normalize Homosexuality'

Sorry, here's HuffPo's take on it:

Has anyone else read the batshit crazy screed from the mommy blogger who claims that Frozen is actually Hollywood's latest effort to indoctrinate her children into homosexuality?

I couldn't help but compare Yulia Lipnitskaya to Polina Edmunds, who's also 15 and skates for the U.S. Polina was so clearly just happy to be there — U.S. Nationals was her first senior competition, making the Olympics (!) her first senior international competition. Even her outfit was yellow and sunny and cheerful.…

Did anyone else read this and think "Management ring? Like, a ring you get when you're promoted to manager? Hell no, I'm not marrying my job."

Allegedly, it's a cardboard cutout of Ted Danson:

Okay, what was the story with the ghost in "Three Men and a Baby," anyway? The story we terrified ourselves with at sleepovers was that he'd been killed in an accident in the apartment where the scene is shot (there's a vase or something that looks like a gun on the mantlepiece, which gave this theory credence to…

I think both James Franco and Shia LeBoeuf have the same problem; there's apparently no one in their lives to tell them when to shut up. (Comparing yourself to Marlon Brando? That's a good time, James.)

Re: Woody Allen.

You guys missed his best puppy photo! With puppy tongues!

Thanks so much — even after reading all of these lovely responses, I feel kind of weird admitting that I am not looking forward to the later stages of pregnancy. I've half-seriously postulated that if men had to be pregnant, we'd have functional artificial wombs by now. I'm so glad to hear that I'm not the only one…

Thanks so much for your note, and congrats on your second! Two-year-olds, ha — I remember watching my two-year-old nephew walk over to his mother, wrap his little arms around her leg, and bite her. It was the most baffling thing I've ever seen. If it's any consolation, he's now a very normal 10-year-old who hardly…

Thanks so much for your great response — I'm genuinely glad to hear that your last pregnancy/kid turned out so well. I think you're right on the terror/intensity aspect of it — it just all seems so BIG, in a way that I didn't really think about until I actually got pregnant. Which seems a little silly in retrospect,…

Thank you so much for this. You articulated exactly what I've felt reluctant to say to other people — "What's so great about being exhausted, peeing 16 times a day, crying at Olympics commercials, and breaking out like I'm 16 again?" I saw the heartbeat on an early sonogram and didn't feel any sort of maternal…

Oh my goodness, thank you for this! Based on your username, I think we could be twins — Alice Morgan is the best. I squealed with glee when she showed up in the most recent season of "Luther." Just - gah, I love her. And I think you're very spot-on in your description of it as cold feet — I remember feeling like…

Thank you so much for your response — I'm sending you a hug back through the interwebs! I don't know if this will be helpful to you, but I downloaded an iPhone app called Kindara that prompts you to take your basal temperature every morning, then tracks that temperature over time and predicts when you'll ovulate. I…

Thank you so much for your lovely response. I think part of the problem is that we hadn't actually been trying very long — part of me keeps thinking, "It can't be this easy, right?" Thanks also for pointing out the perniciousness of pregnancy-brain. Crying at Olympic commercials is totally normal, right? ;)