Music video starring oneself =/= fund started by someone else to replace all of one's worldly goods. Yes, he should have had insurance, but the situations are not even REMOTELY comparable.

I'm not surprised. Stuff worn on "Downton Abbey" shows up on http://recycledmoviecostumes.tumblr.com/ all the time, generally after having been worn in 3 or 4 other period pieces. If its never washed and just ends up in storage for years - ugh!

I think adultery is also illegal in a few other states - I know someone who seriously considered using it in her divorce against her husband.

Excuse me, I'll just be over here at my desk, weeping.

I love the color of Michelle's dress, but I'm not a fan of the swoopy arm things — not least because they hide her gorgeous arms!

Watching this, my husband commented, "I can't believe he's in his forties." Theres something just perpetually young about Paul Rudd, no? Even when he's playing a creepy dude.

That's exactly how to describe it! Interesting, entertaining, and ridiculously awful. Thankfully mine "only" dealt with guns and drugs, as opposed to the sex crimes and murders that some of the other grand juries heard. (We did hear testimony on a couple of murder cases, but it wasn't usual). Entertaining:…

That was the impression I got from the cops who appeared before the jury — they'd say in testimony that they found a vial or a cigarette that smelled of "the distinct chemical odor associated with the drug PCP." Thankfully they never made us jurors smell it.

I served a stint on a grand jury in DC in the mid-oughts; among other things, I learned that PCP's nickname at the time was "buck-naked," as it makes users feel hot and strip out of their clothes. It apparently also smells terrible, at least in the liquid form that people were using to dip their cigarettes or joints;…

During a discussion on how people become citizens:
Me: There's a woman in my office from Pakistan who just became a naturalized citizen.
My Mother-in-Law, completely serious: How do you know she's not a terrorist?
My Sister-in-Law, incredulous: Did you just ask if kentuckienne's coworker is a terrorist? Just because…

Right — you'd almost think the focus should be on saving the women attached to the boobies, rather than an abstract pair of tits.

For crying out loud — even if these allegations are true, (which I don't believe) they don't in any way excuse his behavior. You don't get a pass on choking someone if they happen to have a drug problem. It sickens me that he apparently thinks this somehow makes him look more sympathetic.

Genuinely curious: can someone clarify Gorman's role? I've looked online, and all the articles I've found report the charges, but not how an elementary school principal came to be involved in a case involving high schoolers. The other three seem like obvious indictees given the circumstances, but Gorman surprised…

I LOVE that book!

Do you bathe him? Has he rolled in anything smelly recently? We wash the Kentucky dog around once a month at a place called Laundromutt, where they provide tubs and shampoo and chamois for drying. It's infinitely easier than washing her at home, and the combination of a degreasing citrus shampoo and an anti-itch…

I second the fleece-lined tights recommendation — I've been picking them up at Marshalls and TJ Maxx. I think the last pair I got were 2 for $20 by Ellen Tracy? I like the footless ones — I'm 5'11", so regular tights can be too short on me — and pair them with wool socks and boots.

OMG, thanks! I harbor a secret, shameful fondness for those commercials.

I actually liked the man baby sketch, though it ran a little long; whoever played the man baby has clearly spent a lot of time around actual babies.

My stepdad doesn't ask questions, but he does narrate the movie. "Now he's going into the house!" "Uh oh, she looks like trouble." "They're going to rob that bank." I KNOW, BOB. I'M WATCHING THE SAME MOVIE.

Yep, this is why I will never forgive Ethan Hawke. He cheated on UMA THURMAN, for heaven's sake. So I'm happy that his career has never really taken off and that she's continued to make awesome movies and ended up with a billionaire.