I see your state and raise you Kentucky, home of Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell.

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For crying out loud, Shakespeare wrote MacBeth to please King James I (as in the King James Bible), who was a big proponent of witch hunting in the name of the Lord. As Shakespeare lived to write other plays, I'm pretty sure the king liked it.

Totally unrelated, but why is the guy in the accompanying picture wearing a stuffed lion toy as a necklace?

"Contraceptecons" is my new favorite word.

In cases like this, I always refer to The Onion:

It's why a whole bunch of people voted for former Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY), even when he was clearly suffering from dementia — he was a famous baseball player.

Wasn't it Timothy McVeigh, not McVey?

I only care about Kate Bosworth's engagement if she's getting hitched to Alexander Skarsgard. Back off, Bosworth!

Not to poke fun at a serious medical issue, but an episode of Seinfeld did invent "The Bro," a support garment for men: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doorman

A relative of mine bottle-fed her son from day one, in part because she was concerned that breastfeeding him would increase his susceptibility to the genetic disease that runs in our family (celiac sprue). I did some research, and it turns out that breastfeeding actually has some protective effects against celiac.…

I've always heard it described the same as "baby fat," aka how chubby babies can turn into skinny toddlers.

Parabens are endocrine disruptors, and have been linked to a number of adverse effects: http://safecosmetics.org/article.php?id=291

It appears that Komen is saying that 98% of women who have their breast cancer caught early survive, while only 23% of women who don't have their breast cancer caught early survive. Without reading the full article, I'd suspect that they're comparing survival rates of early-stage breast cancer (pre-cancerous or Stage…

Yep, that's pretty much why I'm still watching too. That and the hope that Eric and Pam leave Louisiana behind for somewhere fabulous. I'm divided on whether or not they can bring Tara with them.

That's my coworker's theory — that Lilith's blood is actually Salome's. I don't even know why I care at this point; I'm so over this season.

I don't think it's that — apparently McKayla Maroney and Kyla Ross have known each other since they were 3 and train at the same gym, and I saw Aly Raisman and Jordyn Weiber described as "best friends" somewhere. I understand that Gabby's relatively new to gymnastics superstardom — I'd guess she simply hasn't known…

My mother used to joke that 7th graders should be kept in a terrarium, like scorpions.

Good grief, no. The low-tech version was bad enough.