I'd love one if you still have one....

I'm still pretty happy with the tattoo I got at 25; my only complaint is that after 7 years, I feel like it's starting to blur. Can I do anything to make it crisp and defined again? (It's a triple spiral from the center of this carving: [www.geograph.org.uk])

Good for you on donating! I've never gone to PP for services, but I'm glad they're available as an option and want to keep them that way.

As a former non-profit worker — if you donate to PP, consider making an automatic contribution each month instead of a lump sum. You can give as little as $5 a month, and it's more predictable funding for the organization.

Could it be a loop scarf with a hood? Because to me the shoulder-dongles look like one of those hoods with the front bit that clasps in front of your face. I love the color, but am completely baffled.

Read any Gail Collins column in the New York Times — she mentions it every damn time. Romney tries to play it off by explaining there was a windguard on the kennel, but generally neglects to mention that the poor dog defecated all over the car, I'd imagine out of fear.

I can't figure out Malia's coat — it looks like a gray peacoat, but what's the yellow bit? It kind of looks like a hooded vest worn over the coat, but then the lower half of her sleeves also appear to be yellow and UNDER the gray sleeves, making it neither a vest nor obey the laws of clothing physics. Anyone?

I love the person arguing that this is totally okay because "most of the organizers were queer." I guess that's the new "Some of my best friends are black."

It seems like the problem is that kids have a very all-or-nothing way of viewing the world. I remember reading about a child who heard that vitamin C was good for him, so he concluded that a lot of vitamin C would be even better. His parents took him to the doctor after his skin turned orange, which is where they…

Having lived in DC for seven years, I can confirm that this is entirely accurate.

I'm the smartest raccoon I know!

What I find most fascinating (not to mention terribly sad) about these shows is how oblivious the mothers are to the fact that they are acting out their own desires — for attention, fame, love, whatever — through their daughters.

I think Mayhem is a big fan of hair products.

It's Dennis! As a raccoon in your attic! There is no legitimate reason for an insurance commercial to be that funny.

I get my "Dennis" fill by watching the AllState "Mayhem" commercials.

Okay, this will likely be an unpopular opinion, but I know a family whose patriarch ran a Ponzi scheme and defrauded many members of their community. His adult children had nothing to do with it, and were as shocked as anyone else when it came to light. While this man's statement is incredibly crass, heartless, and…

If you follow the link to the article, then click on the link to the Sothebys site, you can zoom in on it! The detail is incredible.

"Are you doing anything on Saturday three months from now? No? How do you look in a tux? Great. So we'll see you at 6 p.m., okay?"

The best advice I received when planning my wedding was not to look at those damn magazines. They're all designed to convince you that you need 12 bridesmaids wearing individually sewn dresses of organic silk tulle dyed to match their significance in the bride's life and a cake that costs a month's rent and…

Team Bomer, 110%.