I give you a star for everything you said except the first paragraph, as I never expressed a desire to overthrow the government and felt that your comment began by implying that I did. The rest of what you said I absolutely agree with!

So... does Japan have a subculture of bigger turbos and chipping these little go-karts?

Where she literally played Marie Antoinette.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the BMW as it fell was “Oh no, not again”.

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

That is fucking insane. And it is thing of youthful exuberant beauty.

Ok, I’ve got a good convertible story. It didn’t stop me from driving my beloved ‘verts but I did question my loyalty for a bit.

Form a jazz band called The Musical Chairs?