During that Sportscenter clip he looks like he has this guy’s teeth:

I know you said the nadir of his monotony, but this was his absolute nadir overall as a broadcaster and why many people still hate him:

No, that’s not the one - there’s a clip of him and McHale in 1 hotel room and he’s just playing it on an acoustic guitar

Funny, because back in 1987 he sang a song FOR the Celtics during the Finals vs. the Lakers.

Now we know Simmons’ alias here

Awesome. Hoping to make it to a game over there someday.

I’m a St. Kilda fan, so thanks a lot for bringing up the 2010 Grand Final Replay.

How’s the season going for you so far? Go Saints!!!

No one watches the Ducks, they get terrible ratings.

Bettman has to hate the Nashville/Anaheim conference final. Can you imagine if Ottawa wins the East and plays either team? Talk about a ratings disaster. Something tells me the Penguins will be getting a few more calls than usual.

Email of the week!

Surprised they didn’t use this one yesterday...

When you can’t wear them any longer, just get some free hot sauce packets from Taco Bell, squeeze them all over the shoes, and you’ve got yourself a free meal

What did you do, Speed home to your computer to post this joke on The Net?

Outside:

Warriors, easily.

He didn’t

I associate 3 albums from the mid 90s with sex with my ex girlfriend: