To know that isn’t a bad thing, but to blurt it out in the theater is sad. Luckily I had enough social awareness not to do it in any of the 6 times I saw it in theaters. 

I’m 45, no kids, and I’m still waiting for the feeling that I’m an adult. Don’t get me wrong, I feel old a lot.

When my girlfriend and I were watching this at home last week, I immediately yelled out “no touching!” when I saw Tambor.

What I love about this tweet is, now, if the Celtics don’t land Jimmy Butler, we get to clown Danny Ainge for all eternity. With what we now know about what the Kings would take in exchange for Boogie, the Celtics probably could have sent them Marcus Smart and “IOU 1 draft pick” written on a cocktail napkin and…

Vardy in top pic:

Was stuck at a tiny airport in Texas last year - bought two 20 oz sodas and two regular bags of chips for $10.50.

This was his date for the evening:

Is that worse than “my lifesyle determines my deathstyle”?

Yeah, I’m a 45 year old who listens to everything from folk to death metal, and I’m a huge Adele fan. I didn’t get why she was gushing over Beyonce. I get that she is sincerely trying to be humble, but Adele wipes the floor with Beyonce. 

•They made an enormous mistake going back to Roman Numerals after Super Bowl 50. All week long I stared at that stupid logo for the game and thought to myself, “Super Bowl LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Just use regular numbers, man. No one gives a shit.

I agree with you, but the weird thing is that I’ve never seen a single piece of Winterhawks gear on anyone outside of going to a game. I’ve seen a couple of stickers on cars, but that’s it. I think the NHL would do great here. I’ve seen quite a few NHL jerseys/hats/shirts/stickers on cars, mostly the Sharks (obviously…

Better than this one a Chivas supporter used as the basis for a tattoo:

West Brom supporter here. Your club is very lucky to have him. The one season we had him on loan from Chelsea, he was magical for us. I’ll always be a fan.

Good idea, since we’ve never seen Jaden Smith in a shitty, unnecessary reboot before

It’s the Najeh Davenport takeover of Deadspin

Or Darren Rovell, so we can get more awkward moments like this:

I’m a Flames fan, and while the series was going on I thought Calgary/Tampa Bay in 2004 must have been brutal to watch for a casual fan, or anyone who wasn’t a fan of one of the 2 teams.

Another good one