+1 piece of flair

+220, 221...whatever it takes

Here are some other disgusting things to eat:

No, but is it worse than this?

I don’t like Red Zone. It’s football for people with ADD. And the host, Scott Hanson, almost makes it completely unwatchable. His lack of knowledge of players is ridiculous.

It looks like you’re boogie boarding

I have to return some videotapes first...

As a Seahawks fan who refuses to wear anything with a visible 12 on it, I concur

+1 pear shaped loser

that tikka’d my funny bone

Great News! Now you no longer need to scrape the gunk off a bottle of Heinz, because you can get that freshly-scraped-off-a-bottle-of-Heinz flavor...INSIDE a bottle of Heinz!

These were supposedly from a few months apart:

Only because he couldn’t make it as a talk show host, stable boy, general manager of a baseball team, or sports announcer.

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That’s disgusting. Those 4 guys could at least pretend to pay attention to the game.

+1 Fargin icehole for the JD reference

+15 pieces of flair

+1 Blue Car