4th gear- That's a Chevy bowtie on the the front of the vehicle in the picture.

I've grown tired of all these engine swaps. CP. Hey, wait a minute, I think I'll put a Rolls-Royce Merlin in my Yard-Man lawn tractor. That way I can mow my yard in 12.5 seconds. Sheesh. Like I said CP.

Not for me. One of yall can have it. CP.

This post can be used as a benchmark, nay a PATHFINDER on the road of automotive puns. My punnery skills appear as a MIDGET next to a giant when compared to your talents.

I'm 54 and I would love to have an EVO. Not midlife crisis either. I've been through that. I have the tattoo on my back and divorce papers from a wife 16 years my junior to prove it. I think an EVO would be a blast to drive and since my daily commute includes a twisty run up and down Lookout Mountain in Chattanooga,…

I agree. I had tons of fun in my MG Midget with it's 1275 cc engine. Probably more fun than my friend with the big block 'Vette. I drove mine on the edge most of the time. He was afraid his 'Vette and it was never pushed.

What a neat way to haul my guitars and amps at a beater price. NP

It looks like a case of Pepto-Bismol exploded all over it. Yuck. Since there is not even a photo of the engine compartment and all of the others are taken at night' I'll take a pass on this one.CP

Driving an older Alfa is like dating a porn star. It will eventually break your heart.

Well, crap. I was going to go this summer. I have to go to a stupid wedding this weekend. Crap,crap,crap!

My teen aged son likes the stupid things. I have always thought they looked like Kryten from Red Dwarf.

Why not! NP

I've lost a rear wheel at highway speeds twice. First time the alloy wheel on my fathers van disintegrated. Second time someone loosened the rear wheel lug nuts on my Sprite in the parking lot of my employer. It was a union construction site. I was an engineer. Foreign cars were always being vandalized. I hate unions…

I think they are both nice. People worry too much about intangibles.

The first computer I ever used was an IBM 360 in college. The first one I ever owned was a Radio-shack TRS-80. That seems like an eternity ago.

At beater threshold. NP but I would try to negotiate.

I'd drive it.

No,no,no,no,noooooo! CP

I was enjoying the article until you said Steely Dan was terrible music. Balderdash, sir, balderdash!

This may be Valhalla for some people, but I would rather have a Seven with a something closer to what originally came in one. I would rather have a scalpel than an ax. CP for my purposes.