The Dacia Lodgy. It would pass through an angry mob without being noticed. Also, I just wanted to post a car named Lodgy. [www.insideline.com] Nibbles.

Too pricey for a somewhat ordinary car with so-so provenance.

Rare quirky classic. Also, it's not a 1957 Chevy. I'm sick of them. Nice price.

This is just stupid.

Put an RF sniffer circuit in cars that activate when cell phone radiation is detected and it immediately turns on a high pitched ear piercing squeal that continues to sound until the offending phone is turned off.

I'll have to pass on this one. CP

There are too many reasons to vote CP on this one to list.

Stop the insanity!

I missed the voting but I would have suggested the original around the world car- The Thomas Flyer

At one time in Chattanooga, TN, the FIAT dealer was Andy Trotter Fiat,Mercedes-Benz,Lancia. Here," Fix It Again Tony" became "Fix It Andy Trotter".

Probably worth it. NP

Someone else my get all crazy over this Toyota, but for me it is all crack.

The original pre-GM SAAB 900.

Why not?! It's cheap enough and do one of two things: finish it or drive it until it melts down.NP

I would like to own this van but I wouldn't pay that much money for something like this in need of that much work. CP

Assuming it runs ok, this qualifies as a beater. Offer $1,500 and they my just take it. Rattle can the graphics and drive until it dies. Then hello scrapyard. NP

Neat car but upkeep would be too expensive .

Crack pipe for this Pep Boys special edition.

This fall within my $2K beater threshold. It also might be fun to drive if you can keep it from pulling into the ditch . Run until it dies, then scrap it. NP

This offering stirs the adventurer in me. What an epic task it would be return this proud mount to the condition it rightly deserves. Not really. I'd try it for $500.00, not for this much. CP