I have a hard time believing that any assistant would think that saying, “You’re too fat to have a custom dress” would “cushion the blow” in this scenario in any way.

The other annoying detail is the model is wearing a Marchesa dress. Although that’s not as widely recognizable (no pastel florals!), it feels like Georgina Chapman is trying to sneak back into everyone’s good graces like nothing happened.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

I’ve also slowly started to wean myself off of it, mostly because all the women on the show are the fucking WORST. Even Arianna, the most sensible, self-respecting one of the bunch, has this air of “I’m hot shit and you better acknowledge it” about her. Lala is the same way. I would totally dig her decision making…

I’ve always wondered what Cory Booker would look like with a beard.

Uhh, yeah. have you met a white person?

Okay, this always confused me back when I was still identifying as an Evangelical Christian: lots and lots of Christians apparently have no problem with premarital sex when it comes to a second marriage. Someone I knew when I was at an Evangelical college was getting remarried to someone else who was divorced (their…

I got one a year ago, and it was a link to a porn video accompanied by “thought you’d like this.” I asked why and he replied, “it reminds me of u.” I hadn’t heard from this guy in over 6 months and I haven’t slept with him since 2012.

a rainbow-and-glitter-adorned BMW convertible

What is the best way for law enforcement to handle this kind of thing? My question is sincere and is in no way meant to absolve the campus police or SLCPD.

Good god that shit hooks right into my tween lizard brain. LOOK AT REBA LOOK AT HOW HAPPY REBA IS

It is currently the third day of Christmas.  People who think the tree should be down by the New Year are mostly celebrating Saturnalia.

We’re so dead.

Imagine a powerful man as a ship, like the Titanic. That ship is a huge enterprise. When it strikes an iceberg, there are a lot of people on board desperate to patch up holes — not because they believe in or even care about the ship, but because their own fates depend on the enterprise.

The thing is that Davidson had tweeted something that sounded suicidal earlier in the day. Not letting him go on live television and in front of an audience was a wise decision. What would you be writing if he decided to kill himself on air and hundreds of people then decided to follow his example?

I don’t know why I find her request for a ribbon and ball for her kitty so touching. This is great.

so sad. any child of the 70s knows her work well and any child of a single divorced mother knows these stories and headlines and their effect too.

Imagine being the woman who sleeps with Kid Rock, Jack Osbourne and Dax Shepard.  Why would you even ADMIT it?

Ariana’s speech was really touching. Some highlights:

KFC and cologne : (