Ugh. Do any of the people working on this tech actually wear glasses because that headset does not look like it will be fun to wear over glasses.

“We’ve seen it on film. We was ready for it.”

This also seems ridiculous because, while still in possession of the ball, he reaches for the goal line. Shouldn’t that be considered a “football move”? Shouldn’t he then become a “runner” in the sense that, as soon as the ball crosses the plane, the play ends?

I like how “how to lose belly fat fast” has apparently been searched more than “how to lose belly fat”

It’s rare that Egyptology and archaeology mix.

Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

Volvo wagon for the win.... Always loved that car.

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

I don’t get it. This was a story four years ago, and now it’s a story again because... he’s said he’s going to look for it? Just like he said he was going to look last time?

Gass.

I heard nobody passes on Uranus.

Pffft.

pass on grass, not ass

Lamborghini Uranus.

It does look bad, but luckily there’s an ambulance right there...

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.