There is literally nothing sad about this.

i still think it could be true. the eyewitness testimonies on this video are convincing.

Today I learned that New York State has publicly-owned ski resorts because of course they do what is wrong with you New Yorkers

I want to know....

Good on them.

You’re wrong.

The guy has one ofthe nicest, cleanest garages I’ve ever seen AND he would invite me over to help with whatever I needed done to my car? I would take a neighbor like that in a hot minute!

Actually I absolutely do! I think you forgot what website you’re commenting on. We are this weird cult called “gearheads” and we actually like cars. Especially weird, broken ones.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

Will you guys be at the actual ePrix on Saturday/Sunday? I’ll be in attendance on Saturday, and it’s my first-ever FIA-sanctioned event. Super excited!

don’t you think that Japan would have told us this by now, if it were true?

Those are proper Lamborghini wheels. Put them on all of Lamborghini’s cars, also use lasers instead of wipers to clear water from the windshield.

I’m torn thusly:

He’s the type of guy who’s pretty much there to have fun, regardless if it’s an NFL game or a charity soccer game.

But actually, I would watch anything religiously if Marshawn Lynch was involved.

And there’s your answer as to how to make soccer more popular and appealing here in the US. Actually, Lynch makes damn near anything he’s in more popular and appealing...

When did Robert Forster and Alfred Molina have a baby?

He’s hoping the judge finds him injured and replaces him with Dak Prescott.

LeBron’s value is probably equal to the value of one whole NBA franchise.

If he’s underpaid, Lebron is an indentured servant.