this killed me.

what in god's name did you/this person do to your nails? holy hell.

"My grandfather is a priest" WHAT WHAT WHAT. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE. MAYBE HE WAS A PRIEST BUT HE SURE AIN'T ONE NOW.

He interned for Jimmy Carter and you can normally tell if someone is a Republican because they talk about crazy bullshit all the time.

100% sure he is definitely a democrat actually.

too soon.

She's 19, not a child technically.

Elie Saab is always the same. Every single season. I love it but I am so fucking over it.

besides the drug abuse and rehab stuff that happened recently, i guess it's kind of true.

having your dick sucked for 5 seconds does not seem like the funnest activity.

Australia is a country that has states.

I'd really prefer that this stay anonymous as it is not well known about her personal life (she told me it in confidence).

Definitely not.

The CEO of my old company was a young mother (had a child at 19 and then another at 21). Her husband left her soon after the second child and she is now pioneering a huge amount of social change in my state in Australia. It's really great to hear about women who rise from shitty situations to do amazing things.

I really can't handle all this Jay-Z and Beyonce stuff. It's like i'm 8 years old and my parents are getting a divorce.

i'm going to call my vagina 'Glory Box' from now on.

i don't care what anyone says but North West's first birthday looked adorable and fun. I am totally putting this idea in my glory box for my babies.

i really want Jamie Dornan to dominate me though. I'm going to post this comment before it becomes too explicit

Why even bother eating cake if it isn't a rich chocolatey mess? Seriously, Kanye? I thought you were better than this.

i'm going to tell him about this and then kill him (I already did) #feminism