"work in this industry" fancy way to call yourself a drug dealer, eh?

*notes to self* do not date a smoker again.

Feminism makes me unhappy. Feminism makes me unhappy because women shouldn't have to fight to be considered equal. Feminism makes me unhappy because women (and men) shouldn't have ever had to live in a world where being of one sex made you weaker/subhuman. Feminism makes me unhappy because it shouldn't exist.

I think it's a case of the 4 chords....

I feel like being part of 50 Shades is career suicide. I have no idea why they agreed to do it in the first place unless it's actually going to be a satire, then i can sort of understand.

Thicke has come out with a different excuse for that song every week since it was released. Maybe he should just admit that the lyrics are incredibly iffy and apologise for them instead of trying to justify his inner/outer creep.

Do you think that is Madonna's thinking mascara? Did she put it on just to think?

My first crush lasted from when I was 3 until when I was 12.

Far too thin, my girlfriend and i walked behind two models and their jeans were completely baggy around the butt and thighs. I just wanted to throw baguettes at them!

i think i took all of it as a joke before but after seeing the way these models are treated as soon as they walk out of a show has changed my opinion. drugs are probably the easiest outlet for these young girls to take their unhappiness out on.

Saw Cara after the Valentino show that she walked for, she definitely has an interesting look. Paris is teeming with models who can't fit into their size 0 jeans, it's horrifying.

This is what I imagine Ben Wyatt and Leslie knope's family to be like.

i ate a bowl of cheerios in my pjs at 3pm in the afternoon during my holiday in Paris. I don't really want to know what this says about me.

Hi callie! Just thought you should know that Kevin Rudd, the Australian prime minister is actually pro same sex marriage and Katy Perry talked to Tony Abbott, the leader of the opposition who is strongly against same sex marriage.

I'm a smoker (ugh i hate that, it feels so dirty. BLOODY SOCIETY) I live on Tasmania, Australia. We have ridiculously strict smoking laws down here. In our bar/club are you're not allowed to smoke within 10 metres of patrons (about 30 feet? 40 feet?). I don't particularly mind it because I don't want to blow smoke…