@maztec: The evolutionary bias bit, that those who eventually wander back to familiar places, is exactly what I was going to say.

Such a game mechanic could work in a game, but ONLY if they have the player go through the same area a few times "on patrol" the same way a real solder would. Then, there would be some random chance of a major event occurring on that particular day. Essentially, the player is forced to play the game "the way it is…

@theubersmurf: So you are saying porn is too hard to come by these days?

@CubemonkeyNYC: No, the real Jeff Bridges falls into the uncanny valley also.

@DocSeuss: ... or a feature.

@drag: Somewhere, there is a photoshoped pic of Bond's face stretched out as if he really had a face like that.

My school banned laser pointers because "when attached to a gun they can be used as a weapon". What they hell? You attach a freakin french fry to a gun and you can use it as a weapon.

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Actually, NONE of my sites are on there. Not worried. However, first they came for the torrents... and all that jazz.

@mricyfire: He didn't base it on the guns, he based it on the "2nd American Revolution" comment. First, only tea party Republicans say that. Second, we already had a "second war of independence". Seriously, google it.

@Kenofthedead: But how will he ever show his note to riverman?

@Eternal: Just to complete the chain, I'll say salty.

@LanceHeart Gothann: Also explains right handed link.

@Kellan St.Louis: I'm not sure which is worse. Only you got my reference or that some people thought I was serious.

So, is he just mad that no one cast him in "The Expendables"? Because it would seem that is the movie he is talking about.

@muscletower: "There hasn't been a good, memorable movie in YEARS that wasn't based on a comic."

This is why I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish and chicken...

@☆Giroro G66☆: The suggestions are less about nursing a chick back to health and more about providing more humane deaths to chicks that aren't going to make it. It would also suggest providing better conditions for chicks so as to encourage stronger and healthier chickens instead of just breeding a greater number.…

@Obsiburr: I'm really tired of all these Gizmodo Jesus followers. They should know that the one true god is the Lifehacker Buddha.

@Dr. What?: So basically we need better animal education?