@alienshards: The common thread here, to me, is not the personal-ness/disposable-ness of the item but rather the permanence of the item. All of those things are things that have existed in some form or another for almost a century and, despite there being many cheap options available, there are also a few finely…

@Necrophadian: I don't know about wolves, but I can usually find cougars at a few bars in midtown.

@FP_slomo788: @Wolfgang Wozniak: I as well, guys. I'm very disappointed.

@ergheiz: I see what you did there.

@Adambrake: That's some real circular logic there.

@metallicorphan: Actually... firmware.

@Altima NEO: You beat me to it, but yes. This essentially means that DVD rips are now open to "fair use" copyright exemptions. Previously DVDs with encryption were broken illegally.

@Korrupt: You could always make 2 back ups so if one gets scratched you aren't quite so SOL.

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: I just thought of a great person BP could hire to clean up their PR disaster.

@DunnCarnage: Apparently Vuvuzelas and snake.

@battra92: Just to help you out if worse comes to worst and you do lose your job, many student loan programs offer unemployment deferment in 6 month stints for up to 3 years. Interest still accrues and you can still make payments that you can, but they won't hurt your credit score if you can't make it. That might…

@Selcouth14: + 28: There needs to be a gorram Firefly reference somewhere in this movie.

@Guitarzan2k5: Yay! Its fanboy madlibs.

It would look much better with a clip art door. How else would I know what the sign said?

@fughedaboudit: I got a link to an image of a gaping hole stretched awkwardly inspiring both awe and horror I as simultaneously wondered how that happened and what impact this will have on my view of my fellow man.

@ddhboy: More like this:

@Gomerboy: I love dry humor. It blows me away.

@Jon: Sure, Da Vinci found a picture of the painting on his door step in an envelope with a note that said "Paint this" (backwards and in Latin of course). The envelope had been left by a time traveler who had taken the picture of the Mona Lisa in the present before he went back in time.

@ihityouinthenose: [www.youtube.com]

@dry-roasted-peanuts: If you whip it out and then use it for the handshake it is a double win.