Tempertano, Grenacha, Shiraz, Syrah, Chianti, Malbec :)

Well as a Catholic, I am THRILLED that I can go into work and decline to do paperwork, since that is apparently now against my religion.

Shame turns you into Spiderman? That's… actually, that's not very far off.

If you're in it for the money then you're in the wrong profession

This guy's facial expression and moves are putting me in a gif trance.

Shhh...that Duck Dynasty guy might find out.

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

As a computer engineering major, I wish people would stop emailing and calling me with job offers.

I write my own documentation, thank you very much. Humanities nerds and tech nerds are not two foreign camps that are at war, there is not a zero-sum game in humanity's realm of achievement.

If we're talking about a traditional breakfast at Denny's, then Chiwetel's character is probably a giant ham-ball waffle dipped in syrup and then fried in pancake batter, sausage grease and the tears of a vegan. There probably are some cheesy potatoes involved as well.

Thereby further confirming the theory that men are the worst hazard to women ever.

Helllo new phobia!

Oh what a tangled web they weave/when scientists observing they perceive.

Maybe they could have Browner dive at it's knees or have Sherman act all smarmy at it.

yeah… i was gonna suggest they send Lynch down there. go "Beast Mode" all over "the object" and we'll see who moves.

So, if they determine that plants have feelings, what will moralistic vegans eat then?